Poems for kids

a range of poems that i deliver to kids in lessons/assemblies/workshops/whenever really.

There's a fight, sir!

There’s a fight, Sir By the lockers, Sir And Aidan’s battered Paul Daniel’s strangled Jordan Cos Jordan took his ball Isaac’s ripped his shirt sir And Michael spat on Sue

'It just isn't right to talk to your bike!'

a piece I was asked to write for the Peterborough Green Festival. It's going to be illustrated and painted up in the centre of Peterborough, I think.
Cherry

Brandon's Party

Brandon was having a tantrum, His tubby fists slammed the duvet, His cries rocked the mansion, And when his Mother came in He screamed out, demanding

The Argly Woo

A silly poem I perform for kids when I perform in primary schools. I wrote it when I was in primary school myself, actually.

The History ain't Bright...

A silly piece for Comic Relief.