Silly Stories/Poems

Just a collection of funny poems and stories I came up with :)

Dexter

He has a wonky eye, And a crooked nose, And lips that seem to sigh, Just get me in some clothes! We sprayed him with perfume, And kissed his soft fur, Then placed him in your room,

Travellers

Travellers, and check-ins, all moving past. Men dressed for business, Families for weather, And the odd hit-and-miss with bright green shorts. Planes flying, or waiting, with impatient eyes.

Voodoo Doll

I once met a girl, With pins for eyes, And a knife through her chest. As I knew her more, I found she despised, Her very recent ex. She threw all her pins, In such a rage,
Cherry

Fighting

I hear the shot go off. 'No, no, no!' My senses were cut off, my body went into panic. Then a strange sense of calm came over me and the situation became almost funny.

Doctor Death

He wears all black, and watches you, decides what happens, when your time is through. His mask is polite, but a hardened one, his eyes so cold. If looks could bite. He walks his way,