Spoof Get Well Soon Verses

By AceV

A collection of spoof get well soon verses
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Stomach Tumour

By AceV on Fri, 24 Jan 2014

Sorry to hear you're in the hospital and feeling unwell. Let's hope they get that tumour out of your stomach. If it's a boy, call it Damian, if it's...
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Certificate 15

Broken leg

By AceV on Sat, 25 Jan 2014

Sorry to hear you've broken your leg. We know damn well you're doing it to get out of work. So we're expecting you tomorrow morning at 8:00 sharp
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Certificate PG

Disease That Takes Over Your Mind

By AceV on Sun, 26 Jan 2014

Sorry to hear you've caught the disease that takes over your mind, and leaves you unable to think for yourself. Just kidding, she's a lovely woman...
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Certificate PG

Get Worse Soon

By AceV on Mon, 27 Jan 2014

We hear you have the flu. We're not that sorry, because we've never really liked you. So remember, get worse soon.
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Certificate PG

Get Well Soon

By AceV on Sat, 01 Feb 2014

Couldn't find a get well soon card in time to buy one, so I'm writing one up for you. Can't really think of a verse good enough, so, um, get well...
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Certificate PG

You Shouldn't Have Swallowed That Football

By AceV on Thu, 06 Feb 2014

Sorry to hear you're in the hospital with a stomachache. You shouldn't have swallowed that Football. Only joking, congratulations on having a baby.
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Certificate PG

I Hear You Have The Flu

By AceV on Sun, 09 Feb 2014

I hear you have the flu. Get well soon. Before you pass it on to me. I don't want it.
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Certificate PG

Salmonella

By AceV on Thu, 20 Feb 2014

Sorry to hear you caught salmonella. It's your fault really. We did tell you the egg looked a little undercooked at dinner the other night.
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Certificate PG