AceV

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I have 39 stories published in 6 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 19319 times

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A collection of stuff to do with humour I'll be writing up, aimed at cheering up those who are going through a rough patch, or who are just having a low day :)

My stories

Not A Doctor

Dentist: I'm seeing my last patient, darling. I'll be home in an hour. Dentist's wife: Ok. Will your patient be ok? Dentist: I don't know. I'm not a...

Salmonella

Sorry to hear you caught salmonella. It's your fault really. We did tell you the egg looked a little undercooked at dinner the other night.

Well

Friend 1: Well? Friend 2: Hole in the ground you get water from. Friend 1: Huh? Friend 2: You said well. But you said it like you were asking a...

See A Psychiatrist

Friend 1: Do you sometimes think you need to see a psychiatrist? Friend 2: No. Sometimes I think a psychiatrist needs to see me

TV And Stereo

Friend 1: Just been to the doctors. I have cancer, and they've given me six months to live. Friend 2: Oh my God! That's awful. Friend 3: We need to...

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