Unordered Tales

Alacrymose

There's a little bottle in the canteen labelled Emergency Eyewash for use when there's no managers about to dish it out by the gallon.

Beatnick Physics

E=MC is for squares, Man.

Comic Cuts

'Ha! ha! baa!' 'Hoo! hoo! moo!' Giggles in the abbatoir... Someone's chopped the 'S' off Slaughter House.

Dead Poets Society

In a musty attic I found a poem Written 100 years ago By a young girl, Long dead: Short is the day Of the loving heart. It read. And you, Standing in...