Wedding Crashers

i have a doppleganger on TV - she is scientist - did a herb programme the other night - sometimes i though i was looking at myself. though my husband did hint well blatantly tell me that her body was in much better shape than mine, mmmmmm, guess what he didn't get that night!! Juliet

Danny Baker

Never crashed a wedding party but I certainly crashed at one. In my youth I once offered some newlyweds the use of my state of the art sound-system when it looked like the disco wasn't going to turn up. Luckily, it arrived late and the couple magnanimously invited me to a private party upstairs in the pub. I rememember it well because I met a gorgeous girl with the widest smile I've ever seen. At some stage someone started one of those 'snake' dances which ended up going downstairs and out the front door of the pub. I was behind the beautiful girl and we were laughing and joking as we danced into the car-park. With the fading of the music and the fresh air the 'snake' broke up and she turned into my arms. She suddenly realised she had nothing on her feet so I galantly picked her up and carried her back upstairs. She kissed me and hugged me then hypnotised me with that wonderful wide smile. "You've got such a big mouth." I said...

According to Pesky's girls I'm a dead ringer for Anastasia (the singer rather than the Russian princess), or Alystasia as H says I should be known.

http://www.freewebs.com/michaeljamestreacy/index.htm Sorry... I meant to add that I'm always well behaved at weddings. (I go a bit doolally at funerals).

I don't get invited to weddings very often and I don't look like anyone famous. I did, however, walk into a reception of some kind in London thinking it was X, only to find that it was some political thing with Ken Clark as the main course. He even greeted me and shook my hand. After a couple minutes I asked someone, 'Is this the X presentation meeting?' Ooops. They were not very nice about it either, showing me the door.

I seem to have been landed with the Bill Oddie concession. Visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/

At certain times of the month, I become a look-a-likey of my mother. No one has asked me to open a fete yet.

According to several chat up types I've had in my life I look like Drew Barrymore. (ha! right!) According to me I look like that bloke off the BT Adverts who was in My Family. You know, 'Hi, I'm Adam. I seem to have a girlfriend.' The other day I wondered if I looked like a young Woody Allen.

Have crashed several weddings as used to be a wedding singer for several years and you get to go to them without knowing anyone. Fun.

and drew barrymore stars in the wedding singer see, it's all connected

That's true - I hadn't thought of that before I posted them.

I don't look like anybody, but it would be fun to look like Matt Damon or somebody.

Nah... Matt Damon has a HUGE head and spindly body. You wouldn't want that.

I still want to look like Matt Damon. I'd get all the babes.