It's calling me

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It's calling me

...my Easter egg.

If I just eat the smarties that come with it and not the egg itself is that only half a sin?

Just bought some Thornton's Continental Chocs for my mum and I'm so tempted to eat a couple... or ten! I could always get some more tomorrow :O) Get thee behind me Satan and pass me that pretty looking one that looks like a chocolate cake with white icing and... Arrgghhh, 5 Kals per gram :O(
I thought you only burnt in hell for cream cakes. If you want to buy my book, visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/
Haven't you heard of Dante's Inferno Purgatory - where repenting believers go - like those of us who liked Harry Potter but saw the light after 'The Prisoner of Azkaban' Limbo - Virtuous unbelievers - this is where you go if you're the kind of guy who helps old ladies across roads but don't really believe in God Level 1- this is where watchers of low grade telly are eternally punished by having to watch Kilroy for all eternity Level 2 - Here those who consume cake will suffer their punishment for all eternity Level 3 - Those who eat their Easter egg early or who steal those little sugar sachets from coffee shops will be boiled in syrup here jude visit my boring website http://www.judesworld.net

 

I though level three was for people who plug their web sites and books on the forums. I hope I'm wrong. Shameless plug for Warsaw Tales, available at www.new-ink.org
Ha-ha. I relieve old ladies of their cream cakes and then watch daytime TV, so I'm in big trouble. If you want to buy my book, visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/
If we don't plug them, then who will, Jim? If you want to buy my book, visit my blog: http://whatisthisstrangeplace.blogspot.com/
Is a plug for a blog called a 'blug'? But yes, I agree: blug yourself because no one else will do it for you. Shameless plug for Warsaw Tales, available at www.new-ink.org
Most Easter vigils are underway now so I've decapitated my lindt chocolate bunny. I say bunny but it was more of an Easter guinea pig after losing its ears on Maundy Thursday. Munching away, listening to Elgar! Bliss! jude visit my boring website http://www.judesworld.net

 

That will be five Hail Mary's to atone for decapitating a rabbit, chocolate or not! "You don't need the light of the Lord to read the handwriting on the wall." Copies of Warsaw Tales available through www.new-ink.org
I've just polished off half a Cadbury buttons egg. My rosary beads are clicking. When you finish visiting their websites / reading blogs / buying books, visit MY website at www.eyetservices.com or my latest creation at www.eyetservices.com/mtsites/oadbytown
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