out of conTEXT

Oh that hurts x

Cemetery gate

Step away from the tweezers! take a deap breath and relax. Your nasal hair will keep for another day x

(that last one was from my sister. I don't know how she knew. I just don't)

Pong

You'd better play it then

Unicron the monster planet! Yay!

There's no one else staying. There may well be some squawking going on though

Reproduced faithfully, except took out surname and location of party: "got ur no 4rm rajs fne,KEEP SECRET!A message 2 say we r havin a SURPRISE 20TH 4 RAJ. DONT B L8!SURPRISE@730!PLS LET US KNOW a.s.a.p, if u r cumin so we can put u on list.txt bk or cal with ur name N NO. RAJ SISTER-REMEMBA IT A SURPRISE!" It made me laugh that they included the full stops in abbreviating A.S.A.P. but fniished with 'it a surprise!' Enzo.. Buy my book! http://www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/1846855187/

Excuse my own spelling in that. Ahhhh the irony. Enzo.. Buy my book! http://www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/1846855187/

Ur a star, i got out of it! Ta 4 pep talk.

"sorry but you couldn't as you would know and if we share anything it's the fact that we are our own worst critics - have a (((judif))) instead" jude "Cacoethes scribendi" http://www.judesworld.net

There is coke effing everywhere here. Not me, no way. Have pulled a very attractive but very attached lady. morals you say? Well... I am clearly going to stride home alone over a moor in the crashing rain... meet up in the afternoon?

Is this the best england has. The two places i would not want to be stuck. Crewe and Fucking preston. We are movin now and i can feel myself passing through time.

Iam going to get there and find i have been lost for 57 years and my child has died wile i was gone. just before the train staff put me to work helpin them find the first class people.

now here's my powerless: i cannot resist the temptation to say your mr hp certainly has sauce (ouch!) something very soothing about watching aircraft- something about being on a higher plane! I think i need to lie down in a darkened room...

fancy glasto this year we can pitch an alcohol free tepee. i'll bring my bongos

Shockwave! Shockwave! Why arent u answering? theres nothing 2 do up there

All todays texts... doesnt sound good, which doc? * five phials! Poor girl. * found the girls clothes. * Its got a fucking recommended by richard and judy sticker PRINTED on it. Embarrass me on the beach why dont you? * Did you manage to find anything out? * wrong person I think. That last one is commonly received by me. I am crap at sending them to the right person.

"Where do u want me to bury the body? What about the smell?"

u fibba

I know. I ain't got a mobile. That was an e-mail.