another agony aunt

OK! My problem is my muse. He's just sitting there doing nothing and when I do get inspiration it's usually incoherent. He laughs at me all the time too. Just sits there and grins inanely, telling me I'm rubbish. Where's those pills? Can anyone save me from this writers depression?

OK! My problem is my muse. He's just sitting there doing nothing and when I do get inspiration it's usually incoherent. He laughs at me all the time too. Just sits there and grins inanely, telling me I'm rubbish. Where's those pills? Can anyone save me from this writers depression?

Hiya Mate, i need your advice, the other day i watched the movie ' I know what you did last summer'. After that, i started to get funny things through the post saying i know what you did last summer. I accidently ran a hedgehog over and i think it may of died. It has also sent me funny e-mails, tried to make out with my best mate and it tried to run my fishmarket without my permission. I dont know what this is and i dont know what to do? Thank-you

my soul?

our soul?

Or maybe someone else's? Hmmm

ok, apart from various peoples souls what else have you got to lose?

I'm really bored!

and you're telling me this because...? i'm an agony aunt. u come to me with a problem, not a statement however if your bored y don't u write some story??

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dear aunt. i am in agony between spells of boredom. in my book that tells me something. it's just that i do not want to read it. i found my sole again tho. it was right under my feet all the time. silly me. any advice would, however, be grapefully received. neffphew stormy xx