I'm wondering, if the multi-millionaire Jeremy Clarkson...

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I'm wondering, if the multi-millionaire Jeremy Clarkson...

was kidnapped, would anyone other than his obscenely wealthy friends and family give a damn. I know I wouldn't.

I think there are probably enough of us who would club together and pay the ransom with the proviso that the kidnappers DON'T release him.

Terri G

Richard Hammond is child sized and thus a lot easier to kidnap.
Hypothetically speaking, would his multi-millionaire chums in government cough up for a kidnap victim in this case? They don't usually bother do they, particularly when the victim is a useful and decent human being working in a war zone for no personal gain, for example.

Tanya Jones

oh I don't think his over big head would be a problem well-wisher. They could dump him in the back of one of his own over big vehicles.

Tanya Jones

oh I don't think his over big head would be a problem well-wisher. They could dump him in the back of one of his own over big vehicles.

Tanya Jones

oh I don't think his over big head would be a problem well-wisher. They could dump him in the back of one of his own over big vehicles saving on transport costs.

Tanya Jones

Sorry about that. I hate repeating myself.

Tanya Jones

To put this into context for those working a night shift in Britain, TV 'personality' and government spokesman Jeremy Clarkson suggested on a prime time bbc tv news show yesterday that all those nurses, teachers, careworkers, (mainly British working women)should be "shot in front of their families", "executed", for taking part in a national strike yesterday. Who does the BBC work for? It's the working British taxpayer that pays for it, but the nazi Clarkson's of this country that get their ugly voices heard. If I was a man I would be sick of being represented by such ugly, inferior, over-indulged specimens as these.

Tanya Jones

Who does he expect to shoot public sector workers, the well paid, superbly pensioned public sector workers in the army? Or perhaps the overpaid, superbly pensioned public sector workers in the police? Oh, he didn't think about that, because public sector workers just do their jobs, which he probably thinks they should do for free, and the only time he thinks about them is when they're not there.

 

I'd laugh out loud if he got cancer of the mouth or groin and couldn't find a good-hearted public or private sector nurse for love nor money. I'd love to see his rotting chums Cameron and Osbourne sharing a commode and a packet of toilet wipes with no low-paid helpers to hand. It would be more than what these tiresome, lard-arsed, over-indulged scum deserve. And I'm very reasonable.

Tanya Jones

Cancer of the arse, then he wouldn't be able to talk

 

Sheesh! Enough with the cancer remarks already! I don't wish cancer on him but Clarkson is a giant waste of space. Maybe I wish piles on him.
Well, I suppose the reason why he has such low opinion of public sector workers is that he can afford private health care, so if he did get cancer he'd probably be treated privately. But I'd rather see him get sacked. However the BBC have already lost Jonathan Ross; they probably don't have the guts to get rid of Clarkson. JoHn - "Ex amore victoria". ("From love comes victory".)
peaceful - you're not really very peaceful are you. Don't you have an opinion about what the fascist government spokesman Clarkson actually said. He said that the peaceful protesters on Wednesday should be executed in front of their families for protesting. I was there as an observer and can tell you that many of those peaceful demonstrators were for example, Macmillan nurses, who the multi-millionaire Clarkson may need one day. I hope so. They, for example, are highly-skilled but low-paid. Clarkson on the other hand is highly-paid and without any skills or other qualities whatsoever. Any idiot can drive a fucking car.

Tanya Jones

Enough with the wishing cancer on him. Don't get me wrong, I think he's a tosser, but as someone who's had it, I wouldn't wish that on anyone - even Jeremy Clarkson. I had been unaware of what had prompted the original comment on this thread, but have now watched the clip online (god bless YouTube) What I find most offensive is not so much his tasteless and misjudged 'joke' about executing the strikers, it was his response to being asked if he knows anyone who was on strike: "Of course I don't. What, someone in public service? No I don't." Very telling... Of course, what he's forgetting is, his BBC salary is funded by the licence fee, paid for by the public - guess that makes him the public's servant?

Terri G

I just think its wierd that he had to say 'in front of their families'. Saying they should be shot, as a joke, is one thing but saying they should be shot, 'infront of their families' just sounds a bit sick. I think that Clarkson should be made to apologize to the families, including the little children, in person and say to the kids. 'I'm sorry I made that joke about having your parents shot infront of you - I'm a sick, pathetic loser". Then maybe the children could beat him with something.
A more practical punishment for Clarkson would be to ban him from driving and make him use public transport. He'd probably shoot himself then.
I've never had the time to do polls, nor do I ever believe them. Here's why...I just voted three times. I could have voted more but, unlike lazy right-wing weirdos, I don't have the time. These right wing weirdos sit and click buttons while the workers are working. And then claim their views are the most popular. I'm sure archie macjoyce's comment was a joke. The test is, did it make me laugh. Yes. Clarkson isn't funny, that isn't a defence anyway.

Tanya Jones

FTSE100 - Like I said, most people, ie. the workers and the weakened unemployed class, don't have time to sit all day at a laptop pressing buttons in some phoney online poll as the idle rich, do or their rotting paid servants. It's not that difficult to understand. You try it if you don't believe me. I voted 3 three times for the same so called opinions, in a matter of minutes, before getting bored. ps. re. your comment, most of the Jewish people who were caring and intelligent were executed in front of their families some time ago. Remember? Dumb, dumb, dumbing down. I'm glad I don't have children. It was intentional.I didn't want them sharing this small planet with the thick and powerful, and I'm not Jewish or Black. W?hat about compulsory sterilisation for the powerful-stupid, or is it too late? Sorry. Only joking, joshing, kidding.

Tanya Jones

Oh, and Piers Morgan is a hateful specimen also, so what?

Tanya Jones

So my comment about hoping that Clarkson gets cancer of the arse so that he never talks again is 'offensive' and clarkson's comment that trade unionists should be shot for wanting a pension is 'obviously a joke'. Shooting people, joke, nope I'm not there yet. I'm an amnesty activist so I've met unionists from places like columbia who have had their friends shot for striking and they did indeed piss themselves laughing, gosh it's so funny looking down on the corpse of a pc lefty, ha fucking ha.

 

Peaceful - Jeremy Clarkson is guilty of making jokes about having cancer himself, so why is it wrong to make a joke about him having cancer. "TOP GEAR presenter Jeremy Clarkson has left people confused and angry after claiming he has had a cancer scare, but then claimed he was joking. The journalist found himself in hot water today, after writing in his column that a tumour was found in his bowel, which then transpired to be a misguided joke. Jeremy (51) said that a lump was discovered during a recent routine check, and that doctors were urging him to get the tumour removed in case it was cancerous. The remarks came just one week after BBC DJ Chris Evans revealed that he had cancer scare. Chris (45) told fans of his Radio 2 show that doctors had to remove growths found in his bowel during a regular check-up. Hole Jeremy wrote in his newspaper column that he had also had a scare like Chris, but joked that he didn't have the time to get the tumour removed. "Like Chris Evans, doctors recently found a tumour in my bowel which needs removing. Unlike Chris Evans, I can't find a hole in my diary to have anything done about it," he wrote. Chris revealed that his father had died from bowel cancer. "I was recommended by my doctor to go and have another doctor look at what is going on down below because of the history of cancer in my family," Chris explained. "So I went for this routine check and they found some nasties and they removed them." Jeremy's dark humoured comments caused a massive backlash last night when cancer charities blasted him for his comments. Although many of his fans believed he had a tumour, his representative confirmed last night that he was joking about the cancer scare. "Jeremy says it's what happens when people talk out of their bottom," the spokesperson revealed, remarking on Chris Evans' situation. And despite his spokesperson claiming that Jeremy's comments were a joke, friends have backed up his claims, saying cancer is never something the star would joke about "It is not a subject Jeremy would mock, of course it isn't." a source said.
I have no idea what is going on. At all. FTSE100 has confused the hell out of me. Peaceful isn't peaceful but is Jewish, tan isn't Jewish or Black, Archie is Welsh, well-wisher is well informed and no-one likes Peirs Morgan. I'm tired. Time to lay back, findsome cucumber slices to put on my eyes and listen to Enya. I'm really sorry, that was an extremly tasteless joke. I would never listen to Enya.
I have no idea what is going on. At all. FTSE100 has confused the hell out of me. Peaceful isn't peaceful but is Jewish, tan isn't Jewish or Black, Archie is Welsh, well-wisher is well informed and no-one likes Peirs Morgan. I'm tired. Time to lay back, findsome cucumber slices to put on my eyes and listen to Enya. I'm really sorry, that was an extremly tasteless joke. I would never listen to Enya.
^ See? Told you I was tired.
Dear God, Make it prostate, with diabolical complications and a whole lot of pain. We could do with a laugh.

Tanya Jones

If kidnap fails, another possible solution to the Clarkson problem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JBTqFPtjPI
Clarkson is a Yorkshireman and therefore perfect in every way. Come On You Whites!

 

Clarkson is a Yorkshireman and therefore perfect in every way. Come On You Whites!

 

I don't like him
I always liked "The Beatles" as a name.

 

I don't like Coldplay- gives me the chills
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