Asian Snooker Dominance?
Mon, 2013-11-04 20:29
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Asian Snooker Dominance?
Is Asia about to dominate world snooker? The last 3 ranking finals have all been all-asian contests. Has the long predicted Asian dominance of the sport finally begun?
Meanwhilst, in darts, in the last two ranking finals, both players have come from Stoke.
Which is better, a world dominated by Asia or a world dominated by Stoke? Discuss.
Down here in DownUnder.a guy from Stoke entered the Taihape Gumboot Throwing Championships, but didn't measure up at all against the local kids... He claimed that he was completly disadvantaged by the shape and weight of his head!
The judges just laughed at him, and rightly so I believe...
Everyone else knew that all contestants had to throw their gumboots as far as they could to qualify!
The Mongol hordes are at the gates of Snookerworld - you say! challenging our dominance of lard-arse megaboredom!
Rise up knights of Camelot! They shall not ascend the sacred Oche of Stoke. we will fight them on the beaches - we will fight them on the landing grounds.......