A Kansas Joke

Not anything to do with beans. But Iceman was close in the sense that it has something to do with bodily actions...not involuntary bodily functions (i.e. the sneeze, the fart, indigestion). It's more like waving the hand. Will give you another clue after more guesses. (Keep in mind the hint that only Kansans truly find this funny -- so our geographical location has something to do with it.)

ez ait becawse nebraska sucks? . ps ennywuun sain that laizy fucken excuse fer a dawg toto?

Is Kansas in the Mid-West? What can be the joke here......................? Personally, I was hoping for the beans/fart thing but nevermind. Please put me out of my misery here.............

Well, well, well. The troll can do something right... However, "because Nebraska sucks" is only half of the punchline. (Kansas is in the Midwest depending on who you talk to!)

Kansas blows and Nebraska sucks?

So close, cuz...Oklahoma blows and Nebraska sucks. yukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyuk...yuck

oh dear, it seems that every fake name nowadays is labelled 'troll'. A troll is one who fishes for a reaction, one who desires a flame war or a name calling playground fight. It is not a definition for some-one who posts anon. for, sadly failed, comic effect. under another name my post may well have been met with "gosh! well done! nearly right mate" whereas, by using an anon, I am met with hostility. ("well, well, well. the troll can do something right") the trolls (for there are many) on this site, it seems to me, mainly post observations of character using bitingly awful sarcasm. the odd one or two are quite nasty but it would appear he/she/they has/have recently come out of the closet. meanwhile, I have spotted a football competition called the inter-toto cup. you can imagine my shock in finding the little bastard is gay let alone there being a trophy.

If I'm not mistaken, you admitted yourself that you are a troll in the Moaning thread. (Unless you hired a stunt double)

Dorothy: I thought your guess about Nebrasca sucking was inspired but since you come from Kansas perhaps you've heard it before or had a hint from the Wizard.

Why not?

Kansas sits in the middle of Tornado Alley. They probably do eat pork and beans there as well.

Is it anything to do with beans?