Curtains by Tanis.

this is written without sentimentality, which is refreshing - though i'm not sure about the method chosen it could take years. A very enjoyable read however. Juliet

Great read, very dark, very funny. "biblical bluntness of gluttony" indeed.

http://www.abctales.com/node/544269 And this one is also well worth a read!

very funny - it reminds me a bit of a poem by dorothy parker (i think) about the difficulty of commiting suicide. i like the idea of being done in by a chicken nugget, and the emphasis on the ugliness of the death reflects well his mental state.

Could easily be the start of something longer - a very amusing take on a normally serious subject. Thanks, Lisa

Just cherrypicked this piece before I read the comments here - I thought it was hilarious, especially trying to kill yourself with the stuff you've bought from the scouts! Well spotted!.