Personality Product Promotion
Fri, 2006-09-22 15:29
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Personality Product Promotion
I've nicked this idea from one of my blog-mates on P27 - thanks, Ciggy.
Any suggestions for celebrities, personalities, historic figures who could be used for particular sales promotion campaigns? Well-suited or otherwise. Sales blurbs as well, please.
A couple to kick off:
George Bush promoting solar panels:
"They sure outshine nucular."
David Blaine flogging dockside apartments:
"You, too, can live in a box overlooking the Thames."
Margaret Beckett doing hair-care products:
"Do YOU wake up with your hair looking like this?"
My latest killing is:
http://www.bookscape.co.uk/short_stories/human_sacrifice.php