ABCTales Hokey Cokey

Try your best to log-in, you get logged out
In out, in out, it shakes you all about
You hate the Hokey Cokey, smash keyboard to the ground
That's what it's all about
Whoa-o ABCTales
Whoa-o ABCFails
Whoa-o its users wail
Knees bent, arms stretched
Grr grr grr