Jaffa cake?

ewwww...don't like jaffa cakes, bit slimey. Got any fox's crunch creams?

Thank you, Vicky. I have some jam here if you'd like to put some on the Rich Tea (better than that rich tea and cheese idea which is, well, just plain weird). Camus, I haven't any fox's crunch creams - but I do have some Abbey Crunch. A nice little dunker as long as you're not too slow on the withdrawal.

Packs up biscuits. Brushes crumbs off skirt. Hails bus.

Bus says, I'm not an f*ing taxi!

am past biscuits now...how about a nice vodka and tonic?

Ooooooh yes please * lets cab go *

ice and lemon...fag?

ah ha yes please to all those - a virtual fag in particular, as i'm not allowed a real one. * mumbled through mouth full of cheese and onion *

* draws on virtual cigarette... exhales... eyes roll back in head * blisssssssssssss

cocktail Lou?

Ooh yes - Sea Breeze perhaps? I have some cranberry somewhere * rustles in asda bag *

Love the virtual world - look I don't need an ashtray! Just flicking ash everwhere...

Grrrr...damn umbrellas still get in the way when you're trying to drink though!

Yeah - I'm ditching this pineapple top.

*reclines and kicks off shoes revealing striped dayglo socks from alternative thread*

Champers Camus?

ohhh yes definitely, am in the mood for celebrating...only have 1000 words of dissertation left to write!

ermmm, Lou this champers is pants...can we have the really expensive stuff instead please?

sorry, too busy writing stuff. don't diss me cos i ain't here.

Heeeere you go.... * phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthhhhhhhop *

eh Lou...you know that bloke over there, the one who who says he ain't here? He wants to buy you a drink.

You mean the one with the obvious writers' cramp? Look at the size of his feet! Yeah ok - tell him he can. Ooh ooh - and tell him I need crisps too.... cheers.

Soggy crisps. I knew I shouldn't have dunked the crisps. Excuse me!... Barma...