Spartacad you're a wanker!

For one Sparts you'll be reading, so that means I have your attention.
We already know you are, that and tea are your favourite past-times.
Where you been?
Come on, the threads have been boring as fuck. They need livening up, and certainly not the *philosophica*l bullshit punted out lately. You know those that require a seemingly disertation length reply.
Come on man, start an interesting debate.