This year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

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Mon, 2012-08-13 17:52

Feeling a bit down because the muse has left you for sunnier climes?

Is that editing and redrafting process proving a pain in the butt?

Sit back, relax and allow yourself a wry smile at these truly awful opening sentences.

Mon, 2012-08-13 20:23

They were really funny- do you get down from a horse? No from a duck or goose!.. ha ha

Mon, 2012-08-13 21:21

I enjoyed them immensely.