Bye Bye Popey

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Mon, 2013-02-11 14:08

Bye Bye Popey

What use is a major religious event if you can't write a limerick about it...

There once was a German in Rome
Said "Sod it - I want to go home,
I still love The Lord
But I'm terribly bored
And a Cardinal's stolen my comb"

Mon, 2013-02-11 14:25

andrea

'Twas thought Ratzinger popey would rock, as he looked pretty good in a frock. But of all of his toys he preferred choir boys as he lectured and prayed to his flock http://www.ukauthors.com

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Mon, 2013-02-11 16:14

hulsey

I’ve had enough, sighed the Pope, No longer can I cope, Infested with paedos, And worshiped by weirdoes, For the church, there is no hope. Shit, I can write poetry after all!

Mon, 2013-02-11 19:31

Cloven Hoof

Couldn't resist a few more! I always did love writing limericks :) The smoke in the sky said "You're holy" The blink of an eye said "You ain't" I don't really mind Leaving Popehood behind But I'm gutted I won't be a saint. "So Benny," they said. "Why're you leaving? You tired of the travel and prayers?" I said "Not a bit But my knees are for shit And they won't move my bedroom downstairs!" They sold me this gig with a promise: "The food is the best - there's no doubt." But the chef Father Tony Just cooks macaroni And I want a steak, so I'm out! ......................... www.thesatanicdiaries.net Http://afteriwaspublished.wordpress.com

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Mon, 2013-02-11 21:31

andrea

Putting the bling to one side, there's some things that Joe can't abide. If you want to get laid, then I hope that you prayed for forgiveness whenever you lied. http://www.ukauthors.com

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