I've been waiting to write that headline (threadline?) for weeks.
Liverpool's new keeper is Jerzy Dudek, Poland's National team's goalie.
Liana
*ducking and running away in girlie fashion*
What a brilliant impersonation of the Man United defence!
Have you seen Patrick Berger of Liverpool? My female friends drool over him. He's Czech. Or Vladimir Smicer, of whom they sing:
He's Czech
He's great
He's Paddy Berger's mate
Vladimir! Vladimir!
We also have Igor Biscan from Croatia. Are you tempted?
Leave those Nancy-Boy Mancs alone and get yerself over to Anfield for some real talent.
Andrew
BOTH the Neville Sisters are in the Premiership Ugly XI, along with 'If Lukes Could Kill' Chadwick. This is official. See uglyfootballers.com for more details.
On the bench I would have Ryan 'gob like a busted welly' Giggs, and Babian Fartez, this year's winner of the 'Donald Pleasance' lookalike competition.
*cancelling plans to move to Prague immediately. Looking at online Liverpudlian Estate Agency*
Patrick Bergers not a very Czech name though..are you SURE????
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