Ta Chucks reopens by poular request

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Ta Chucks reopens by poular request

Darrrlings!!

Such a crowd.....eeh, I'm reet chuffed...
As predicted by the luvverly young Ivory, laminated menus for yer delectation.....If someone could gimme a leg oop that pedestal, I'll pass some round oop there too...

Tuck in chucks, enjoy yersens...

Ta Chucks Poetry Platter
(Robert Self-Service)

All-Day Breakfast
A round of toast with two egg sonnet

Soup of the Day
Ptery-Dactyl Soup

Let's Do Launch!
Ode in the Hole
Hot Doggerel and mustard
Chilli Con Cliche: (promotes regular vowel movements)
Anapestic Antipasta
Vasco Popadoms
Raga Muffins
Onomatomatoes (Squishy)
Iambic Pentametaters (boiled or mashed)
Alphabetti Spaghetti
Picked 'n' Mixed Metaphors
Enjambment Butties
e e cumin
Alfred Lard Tennyson
Ogden Nashed Potatoes
Frederico Garcia Lorcanapes
Adrian VerMitchelli
Lawrence Ferlinspaghetti
Allen Ginsbergers
Emilychee Dickinson
T S Eli Hot Pot
John Well Donne Steak
Walter De La Marinated Meat
G K Chesternuts

Just Desserts
Villanelle Flavour Ice Cream
Alexandrines with Cream
(Sorry, we're out of Chocolate Kyrielles - Laurie ate them all)
Spondee Pudding with Whippet Cream
Walt Whitmangoes
Derek Walcottage Cheese
Wilfred Owensleydale & crackers
Pablo Nerudamsons

Drinks:
Lager and Lime-ricks
Gin & Miltonic

For Your Convenience:
Ladies and Gents Troilets

Dress C-Ode
No (Personal) Trainers

Hilda's Promise:
Haiku'k / You eat
I'll beetroot to you, yes I will

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Customer No 1
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ding-dong e-enters ringing anti-quaint Ted door bell, asking to be showed to a window seat. "Cumm ins here often?" slurped the Lard of the Threads through his gnomea soup, winking at Hilda now plumping up her ample jumper pups. "ta very much for askin', but not frequented much, first time yer see. What do yer recommend?" "The Liturgy on toast, aint bad, though a bit cheesy. Or there's always the ham epyllion, if you like folksie crusts that is. " "Did you know it was Bilbo's Birthday Weekend? " the nameless customer expounded, in a roundabout way. "Can't say I've noticed!" replied the Lard. "Is he a man or a mouse?" Hilda whispered to Sylvie, through enduring smoke rings.
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fish
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blimey hilda .. have you refurbished? ... the formica is more shiny than i remember ...
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Andrea
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...menu's gorn very up-market, too...
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Andrea
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Forgot to order... You got any of them delicious silicone chip butties? An' me usual bucket of Guinness, please.
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justyn-thyme
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Contemplating a breakfast of FlapJack HereYouWhack accompanied by a side order of William S. Burritos, washed down with some Ale N. Ginsing Biere. Better make that all take away, on the road you know.
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andrea
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Oooh, very good, Thyme
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funky_seagull
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lol
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fish
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by the way ... what IS a Poular Request?
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Andrea
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Oh, well spotted, Fish! No flies on you, mate. Unlike Ta Chuck's doh-nuts...
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simon66
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god, you lot are weird...
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Roger me! (cough)
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hello Hilda, it' s been a while since I was in these parts and I noticed the light was back on. I'm glad you have stuck to the formica. The last eatery I was in had cloths on the tables. When they shook them outside there were earthquakes in Mexico the following day. have you a pen? I am ready to order. I assume that you can knock up specials fairly quickly as my request contains some items not on the main me and U. My starter for ten: a bowl of Milligan Tawny Soup. Main course: A John Hegley of Lamb with Alfred Noyes ettes. 2 roundels of Ogden Nashed potatoes with a Dot of Parker butter. Oh, could I have some Walter De La Mere with that please? Desert: Shakes pears and whippet cream. Cheeseboard: Do you have any Emile Zola? Wine: A vintage Chateauneuf Du Pope would go down well. Can I pass on the Jeremy Paxo Man stuffing? It is such a challenge and gives me heartburn. You can do all that? why that is smashing. Thank you Hilda. By the way...... did you know there is a duck at the door with a bill?
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