Who is Constance?

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Sat, 2013-01-12 14:34

Who is Constance?

Hello good people, friends and readers---did I miss anyone? I must have missed an explanation on who Constance is. She is listed under Critique Level. There is Readers Only, Constance, then a fee for critiquing. Help me understand? Thank you, Richard LP

Sat, 2013-01-12 14:48

scratch

I wish I knew myself Richard.

Sat, 2013-01-12 20:50

billrayburn

I click on the Constance box, and she has left me some wonderfully flattering reviews....Cheers, Connie!

Bill Rayburn

Sat, 2013-01-12 22:40

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Richard L. Prov...

That's great Billy! I just wanted to make sure I was checking off the right circle, since you can only do one. Readers viewpoints are very helpful to me, since I accept all suggestions for improving my work, and I take no offense. Richard LP

Richard L. Provencher

Sun, 2013-01-13 06:44

billrayburn

Only a writer ( that would be moi) would STILL glow over compliments froma fucking bot....I should be chagrinned...maybe even apologize, but as Robert Redford said in "Havana": "It'd be against my principles...if I had any". On to the next.... Maybe a hummer from a cyborg?

Bill Rayburn

Sun, 2013-01-13 12:41

Highhat

well personally (who cares what I think?) I think Constance is constipated because she keeps repeating herself and honestly I don't believe she reads the work. I am mad at her- go away Constance and Nasty Wife Eater- Thank god I'm not a wife or else I'd be eaten. I think you have outplayed (can you say that?) your role. Cinnamon role.

Sun, 2013-01-13 12:42

Highhat

and some robots are awful at pretending to be robots!

Sun, 2013-01-13 14:07

blighters rock

That's the trouble with multiple usernames. You can't tell who's who and you know something's awry. It takes alot of the goodness out of the site and I wish we were only allowed one username per person. Multiple personalities are hard enough to deal with as it is. While it's true that some people use a different username with artistic integrity, it's open to too much flagrant abuse.

Sun, 2013-01-13 14:49

well-wisher

I don't think Constance is a 'bot' as suggested by one poster above because she does occasionally give different comments. It may just be quicker and easier to use stock phrases in comments. One that always puzzles me, though, is "Who would have guessed?". I can never work out what she means by that. Constance makes the heart grow fonder.

Oh look, a link. I wonder where it leads.(link is external)

JoHn

Sun, 2013-01-13 17:33

#10

Highhat

A wife eater is the opposite of a man eater I think. But since you are for real Constance I retract my nasty comment about you. I do apologize. Yes you do have a lot of catching up. Good luck!

Sun, 2013-01-13 17:58

#11

billrayburn

Honestly Hat? You think what has transpired above proves she's for real?...I think some Star Trek editor has temporarily grabbed a hold of the helm of the Constance bobsled, and is steering her toward deeper waters, so to speak...I need more proof, 94 at least, like Tanqueray

Bill Rayburn

Sun, 2013-01-13 18:21

#12

Richard L. Prov...

Thank you all, I believe the mystery is solved, for me. Perhaps it was supposed to be a mystery. If not, there should have been some explanation because there is only one click allowed for one of three choices---reader comments (which I prefer, for various viewpoints); Constance comments, which she must have kindly offered to do, and quite busy at that; and last but not least, critiquing for a fee. Those are all good options. Cheers to all, and thank you for stimulating comments on my topic of conversation. Richard LP

Richard L. Provencher

Sun, 2013-01-13 18:24

#13

billrayburn

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Bill Rayburn

Sun, 2013-01-13 18:37

#14

Highhat

I'll shout you a snaps Billrayburn- that's more than 40 proof!

Sun, 2013-01-13 18:58

#15

billrayburn

we should pub it at some time...am moving to Battersea shortly, central west London....

Bill Rayburn

Sun, 2013-01-13 19:10

#16

Highhat

Oh sure I'll take the nearest plane to Battersea- which line from north of Copenhagen? ha ha

Mon, 2013-01-14 17:25

#17

scratch

Pia I'll have a Woods 100 (old navy Demerara rum) and that stuff is.... wait for it..... 57% proof. Cheers m'dear.

Mon, 2013-01-14 17:51

#18

Highhat

Cheers Scratch-can't beat that one!

Mon, 2013-01-14 18:35

#19

TheCraigHerndon

As long as she stays complimentary and flattering, who cares? Nothing lifts the spirits like getting good feedback on your work!

Mon, 2013-01-14 19:21

#20

billrayburn

"Nothing lifts the spirits like getting good feedback on your work!" Ya think? Amen. I may drink a mere pedantic, pedestrian martini, but the conversation you'd have with me would fill your glass, so to speak, perpetually....

Bill Rayburn

Wed, 2013-01-16 17:29

#21

well-wisher

Just as long as Constance doesn't turn out to be FTSE in a dress. That would be very disappointing, like the end of The Crying Game.

Oh look, a link. I wonder where it leads.(link is external)

JoHn

Wed, 2013-01-16 18:20

#22

Highhat

As far as I know, Constance is very fond of hats-she's probably a jeans person. Jeans and a hat not to disappoint!

Mon, 2013-01-21 08:09

#23

Highhat

But it doesn't taste as good Foots!

Mon, 2013-01-21 09:45

#24

Highhat

I think I'll pass all together on the alcohol- just makes me drowsy. In the old days you could see drunks on the street drinking meths straight from the bottle-luckily that is not the case anymore. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=3600436443898&set=vb.41476851521088...(link is external) getting drunk!Ridiculous..

Mon, 2013-01-21 13:39

#25

blighters rock

No, thankfully there are plenty of empty warehouses to drink themselves to death in nowadays, and for an additional 14p a litre, one can upgrade to white spirit fro that awfully dry meths. Squats are also useful for committing quiet suicide away from worthy people who deserve to live, and there are so many other ways to kill oneself now. Heroin, crack, speed, prescription drugs, the list is endless. These are the gifts of progress and recession.

Mon, 2013-01-21 16:10

#26

Highhat

Well it just does not occur in this country anymore Blighters- sorry to hear about your misery.

Tue, 2013-01-22 06:28

#27

TheCraigHerndon

Once, Constance apparently quoted me in one of my comments, saying, "'Cow is man's best friend.' Haha, I love this!" I never said that cow is man's best friend in the story she was talking about. I've never said that cow is man's best friend EVER. Needless to say, I was very confused by that comment. It will bother me until the day that I die.