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How Should I React?

How should I react to the following article which appeared in my monthly village newspaper:

My Dog

My dog sleeps twenty hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor once a year for his check-up and at other times should the need arise. For this he pays nothing. He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs but is not required to do any upkeep. He makes no contribution to the running or maintenance of the house. If he makes a mess someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to aleep. He receives these places absolutely free. He is living like a king and has no expenses whatsoever. All his costs are picked up by others who go out, work hard, and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about this and suddenly I realised. MY DOG MUST BE AN IMMIGRANT!

You should feel that you just read an article created by a person who makes extremely ignorant comparisons, or by a person who is trolling your newspaper's readers. -Craig

 

Thanks guys, but come on everybody! I need ideas! I really want to go for the bitch editor....

 

I'd respond with a response piece titled My Blinkered Owner written by the dog.Including accurate immigration statistics and facts that up end every apalling point made on a light hearted tone.I would include an NB for the editor at the bottom about giving scum a pedestal and a quote from the UN Convention.

 

Should have finished "MY DOG MUST BE A BANKER".

 

^^ That man Stan's right as ever. I always think I can take on things myself and win. The Editor will receive hundreds of poisonous letters already allowing filth like that in the rag. Report the venomous woman. Bring her down.. (I don't mean the last three words, it just flowed well.)

 

The man who wrote that article is obviously barking. Immigrants are the only ones willing to work like a dog, they've got that bulldog spirit that made this country great unlike all the pampered British poodles.
I agree wholeheartedly with the gist of the article. ie. We have many hard working Jamaicans come to work the farms, picking vegetables, raspberries and blueberries, etc. jobs not desired by local Canadians. Without these immigrants, our farm industry would collapse. I believe our network of financial protection in the Western world is weakening our resolve to push up our sleeves and get to work. To me Welfare services of all descriptions are becoming entitlements, much to our dismay of poorer productivity. Richard
Richard L. Provencher
I started this thread. I'm so proud that my son, who is a law student at the LSE has reported it to the police. I wouldn't have had the bottle.

 

Good point. I'm ashamed of myself.

 

We had a fellow at work shoot himself in the face with a nail gun. Now there’s only three ways you should use a nail gun, and they’re all perpendicular to the job at hand; straight on, straight up (wear glasses) or straight down, but this fellow was kind of …. Bollocks, I can’t explain without demonstrating. Not to worry. Anyway, a nail comes out of one of these guns at 100mph and he shot himself in the mouth. Lucky really, because it could have gone onto hit his eye as opposed to his mouth. Polish fellow, hard as nails (no pun intended). So we sent to hospital, but he got so bored waiting that he went in the bogs, pulled it out himself and came back to work. If he’d been English he’d have taken two weeks off. I would’ve done

 

And by the way, if anybody would like to have their say, the editors mail address is melmackenzie@hotmail.com Come on folks, let her know what you think.

 

In the Battle of Britain, which saved our country for ever, the highest kill rate of fighter pilots was the Polish.

 

Hi ...Shy...I am proud to say my dad, with the Royal Canadian Air Force, and seconded to British Intelligence, in the Battle of Britain, as mom told me since dad never spoke in detail of what he did, except being part of a team that saw 250,000 air force personnel get killed and injured, in the fight to stop Germany, came home dysfunctional after what he saw and heard and was part of. ie to bomb everything, and to make German carpet bombing, nothing to what 1,000 Allied bombers could do as they obliterated civilian populations in major German cities. He said the allies had to be more ruthless than the enemy to win. A sad time for all. A friend of mine I worked for said he was a Major with the Canadian Royal 22nd Regiment, called the Vandoos, who were a terror to the Germans who knew they took NO PRISONERS, since they were always in attack mode, with no time for prisoners. And at times when the Canadians were on the march, they even abandoned their posts because the Canadians, as he told me would blow through every one and everything. In fact, he said one of the tricks or tactics the VanDoos used as they approached the Germans in the dead of night was to come in waves with 1,200 soldiers at a time standing erect against a German position as they banged their bayonets on their gun barrels, as they crossed No-Man's-Land. He said the enemy knew it was the Canadians coming and they ran like hell. No wonder Canadian forces were used as shock troops, in many front line battles, since they were fearless. Sorry for the braggadocio, because too many people thought Canadian troops were simply a small wing of British forces, although many Canadian pilots flew in the RAF to protect England and to attack Germany. Dad did tell me a few things---about how close we came to losing the War, if Britain fell. We now discover how close the Germans were to develop the atom bomb, and the fastest jet in the world. Thank goodness the British were so resilient, since they suffered much from the bombing. Dunkirk was a major factor when 350,000 British troops were saved from being massacred by the Luftwaffe. This was the beginning of the end for Germany and followed up by the Normandy invasion with two million allied troops ready, armed and itching for battle to retake Europs. And they did. From our veterans I learned that around 100,000 casualties occurred after attacking British and then French forces assaulted Vimy Ridge. Canadians took it on the first charge, by developing an attack idea never used before. Usually artillery would blow the dickens out of the front lines of the enemy, then from their own lines the attacking force would begin their charge. Canadians designed their attack with artillery firing and landing mere yards ahead of advancing Canadian forces. And this is how they were able to sweep their way across German lines who were horrified to see their enemy on top of them minutes after the artillery landed. I am proud of my country who had one million people in uniform by the end of WW 11, the highest ratio of any country in the world at the time, considering we were only eight million. I hope you did not mind a little History. Simply amazing events. Richard
Richard L. Provencher
And so well told Richard. A fascinating insight into what happened.

 

Thank you scratch. Dad was one of many who came back from WW 11, after two years in Great Britain with British Intelligence. He also spent two years in Canada. Richard
Richard L. Provencher
Good stuff Richard.

 

Thank you too, TSA. Too often, History is manipulated. ie from some countries---they don't believe the Holocaust existed. It is also tragic most people only focus on the terrible things done to six millione brave Jewish people. However, so many never heard of the true facts, that ELEVEN MILLION were gassed in Germans ovens, and included five million more elderly, deformed, mentally deficient and handicapped people. Richard
Richard L. Provencher
The rag is called "The Oakley Informer". Give her hell the 54th!

 

perhaps call the RSPCA? Or Social Services :) Such contempt -the loser is talking about dependents, not immigrants. I lost a waffling reply with comp crash, so here is a poem of mine "Immigrants" http://www.abctales.com/story/littleditty/immigrants