Valentine Gift Ideas

3 months in a treatment centre for my ex-girlfriend. Poor cow she really is losing it. She's forced her daughter out because of her outrageous behavior, and has taken to walking the streets at night completely off her head. I just have an awful feeling that something bad will happen to her. As I've said before, when sober she's like Mary Poppins quieter sister.

Sainsburies are selling Valentine day iced fairy cakes...two packs for £1.50 and I oinked two packs all by myself yesterday **shame** So I guess some botox would make a good pressie