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I have a question of grave importance, and I need to call upon the world's finest minds (i.e. you) to answer it.

What's the funniest way of saying 'defecated'?

Did a poo?
Shat?
Pooped?
Logged?
Curled out a turd?
Turded?
Farted? (though this sounds like merely passing wind, to me)
Or something else?

I'd rather not resort to some sub-Viz euphemism, but I'm willing to take any suggestions. And I genuinely do need this question definitively answered. Thank you in advance.