Do you have a penguin zoo in your house?

I completed a YouGov survey earlier today, which genuinely included the above question.

Now YouGov isn't cheap and surveys are usually only 1,000 or 2,000 people, so surely the odds of actually finding anyone with a penguin zoo in their house are slim and I am struggling to think of anyone who would benefit? What are they hoping to discover?

There's only one way to find out. A small survey of abctalers: Do you have a penguin zoo in your house? How many penguins do you have in total? Are they happy? What are their names? What do you feed them? Does anybody think it odd that you have a penguin zoo in your house?