FREE book today! Yes that's right - FREE!

Hello there

A few years ago I was bored and needed something to do, so I invented a socially challenged alter ego called Neal Mariot (an anagram of I Am Not Real).

Neal liked nothing better than sending spurious emails to companies / government officials, just to pass the time. He was a persistant little sod too :) (I think the Lotto people got particularly sick of him!)

Sadly Neal got killed in an explosion last year (never mix zippo lighters with open petrol cannisters) but his legacy lives on. Kind of. I've turned his emails into a short Kindle book, and it's available FREE today!

The book is (allegedly) very funny, and includes all Neal's best work. Marvel as he tries to borrow a live marmoset from London Zoo! Gasp in wonder as he asks The Body Shop for live mice from their research labs! Sit back in admiration as he mounts a campaign to remove all traces of the colour red from London 2012!

If you've got a Kindle and a spare minute then please download it. If enough people download it then it will help raise awareness of my main book, and hopefully generate a few sales for that too!

Did I mention that it's Free?

If you are interested then you can get it here:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Am-Not-Real-Collected-ebook/dp/B00C9MJCAQ/ref=sr...

Thank you for your time (and downloads!)

Kris