Medical Miracles

Well the marvels of modern medicine never cease to amaze me. (did I use enough cliché in that)

We had a story in today’s paper about a little boy who was born last year in a local hospital....

Seems, he was born with no eye-lids.

After some discussion amongst the doctors, they decided to use the foreskin from his penis following circumcision and construct eyelids for implant.

The surgery was a success, they reviewed the boys’ condition this week and after a year, he's doing very well....

Except, they have discovered he has a new problem...

They have discovered that he's now cock-eyed.