I know, I know...

I know I'm always asking you lot for advice on this on the other forum ' but here's just one more little question¦. (simper, simper). I'll be handing out virtual doughnuts for any opinions.

Here's the thing. We've been knocked back by the bbc re. the animation thing ' so it's back to printing Nappygate ourselves (Pier Press ' cute name, huh? Ty BBF.)

Anyway, we're going to promote the book on the front cover of an e-zine. The e-zine is called Fabulous Mother and is a spoof of the cheesy baby mags. What I can't decide on is the text for the promotional spot. So far I've got:

'Nappygate'
A self-help book for the maternally challenged.

'Nappygate'
What those bastards at the antenatal class wouldn't tell you.

'Nappygate'
The antenatal class conspiracy (that's its official sub title anyway)

and something along the lines of¦

'Nappygate'
For those less fabulous than the rest of us.

Any preferences or ideas gratefully received. Or you could just tell me to bog off and go write it myself.

Cheers
Lou