RE: Ode To The Spineless Bastard Who Cloned My Debit Card

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Ah, I so needed this poem.

Last week my purse ‘disappeared’ from my bag. The last time it saw fresh air was lunchtime, when I'd popped out for a sandwich and came straight back to the office.

Maybe I got dipped or maybe, and quite possibly, it got lifted under the purposeful office lights. I'll probably never know. But if there was an office Raffles I wanted them to know it was pointless.

I emailed everyone: 'Its mid January, I said, 'whoever stole my purse obviously needed my debt more than me. Oh, and the driving licence- you’d never want to impersonate me with that photo.'

Had you written this last week I could have added your lines:

If you’ve really a yen for identity theft
Finish the job then, take all that’s left