How your mocking words repulse me. Liana’s evil dictates have obviously sunk far deeper than I could have imagined. Liana continues to haunt my every sleeping moment. She sends dead people down my phone line when my back is turned. She feeds me disgust in the form of slut manifestations. She posts the most horrific hamster porn to my Liana infested hard-drive. If you spent just one minute in my underwear you would realise that my pleas are sent with the utmost sincerity. Please dear ABC’s stop this dangerous game. Cleanse yourselves. Remove yourself from this discussion group before it’s too late. She’ll destroy you like she has destroyed me. Hamster owners beware. She’ll stop at nothing. Nothing I tell ya! Nothing!!!!
My shoulders heavy with the weight of the world reflect pain in the dulling screen into which I stare. Tired eyes, older than my years film the dead people that grin in the background. I turn to face their wrath, only to be met by lesbian hamsters performing sex with carrot dildos. I close my eyes and prey for a dream. It never comes. But the hamsters do. Their shrieks of sexual pleasure send chills to my very core. Their innocence, like my sanity, lost to the evil dictates of a girl named Liana.
I wait in growing frustration for this discussion group to end. Cherry picking is a dangerous game. Please, if you must carry on with this deadly pursuit, for the sake of the hamsters, at least wear some protective clothing. Kneepads, elbow pads, a helmet and maybe some safety goggles.
Yours in the arms of the dying,
$n£@k
Today $n£@k was sponsored by the Atlantic Ocean –
‘Big, wet and rough. Just how I like em’
Why, thank you for your confidence, robert. Obviously I hope your bet comes in.
My KinderTrain cherried yesterday, within hours of being submitted. My head grows wider with every passing minute.
right cherry strikers ... get tooled up ... plenty of time to decide today as i bet all those editors and whatnot are getting themselves tarted up for the Yell Awards shindig ... tony's having his hair set on rollers ... Em's having a wax ...
no cherries today so ... go strikers ... go!
My cherry tree must be a bloody dud!!!
It hardly bears me any fruit.....and the ones it does are shrivelling ...Sod this for a lark...
I'm off down Home Base for a new one...
Then to the off licence!
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