Fetish Confession

OK, I'm admitting to a real one: women's feet: beautifully cared for with painted tonails, preferably red, soft, OH, GOD! I just love them! Show me yours, please!

The thought of kicking Timmie's ass.

I love adore etc. chewing on, fiddling with and generally handling the little plastic swizzle stick you get with a Bloody Mary on board a plane. Ooooh, it's good to honest.

Iadmit wholeheartedly (oly now that others have taken the thread forward) that I actually fiddle with a baseball when i am reading. It helps, although I have no idea why. I'm english for gods sake, I've never been to a baseball game in my life. No idea, but its fun. Lovely stitching.

Too many to mention.

I've always gone weak at the knees when I hold a plastic soap box in my hands, especially if there's a faint smell of soap lingering in there. I buy soap too. I might go out to buy food and return with massive slabs of carbolic.

i used to think i was weird.

dear fish, i have a proper fetish - wummen in nylons. oh yes oh yes oh yes...

everyone knows Freda is weird. In fact, I think she's holding back. ;) Mark

Are you weird Freda? I wouldn't have thought so but it seemed to be said with such conviction by Mark it seems somebody knows you well, shall we say a lot better than I do. As for me no hangs up that I can think of paranoia maybe but thats allowed...

I have one or two fetishes but I'm not sure if ............ will let me share them with you ------ joke snowflake Jay ? or jellybabies - sorry I've bitten all the heads off them !!! looks further into pocket - and finds a couple of carrots - nicely peel and ready to be chewed - much more healthier than chewing ends of pen's

thank you for sharing ...

If there is a candle burning infornt of me and lovely gooey wax to be had... I just cant help myself... ...soft wax on skin is just so sexy.

*looks alarmed*

I find I often become attached to something. Whether a boat can be called a fetish I think depends upon its master.

*hides all the candles quickly - then remembers about putting wax for legs onto certain male persons face when he needed a shave - upper lip too *

he was asleep when I put it on - he wasn't we he pulled it off !!!

I have the opposite of a fetish. If anyone puts cotton or wool near or on their teeth it makes me go all shivery and my teeth seem to stick out a mile and I can't talk. I hate it. The dryness against the teeth, I hate the dentists, not because of the pain but because of the cotton wool they put in your mouth. It's ironic really because it's the most off putting thing I can imagine yet if someone would walk up to me chewing a hankie or the corner of a jumper I would actually look like I was mid orgasm!

jelly babies ....... that reminds me, I love biting into sponges, not natural sponges, but the big dense ones they sell in DIY shops, also nibbling polystyrene beakers. There are some squidgy twisted pastel coloured sweets you can buy in woollies. They don't taste nice at all but the texture is great for biting. As you can see by this , I am just a normal ordinary person, a housewife who shops in woollies and sleeps in wellies.

...I used to eat dog biscuits. But I was young then, and knew better...

i collect guitars

Snowflake please Pioden as i am not partial to jelly babies but don't buy one as I will take one of the ones I brought you and Liana on another thread. While you get on with your fetishes interest and devouring your carrots I will be enjoying my snowflake and I will return later. Bye for now...

*thinks - finds it hard so stops * NO ------ haven't got a clue what a fettish is !!! *goes away chewing raw carrot - to play darts under desk *

i am not sure you lot are clear about what a fetish really is ... *tuts*

Sheep in latex cardigans. Real enough?

Try this one. Next time you are alone, find a word in the dictionary that you have never heard. Then say it aloud, just to see how it feels to speak something that you haven't spoken before. *quivers*

yes hox ... *wipes brow*

OK ely - I understand that reaction to the thought of cotton in the mouth, I wondered if it makes you feel ill when someone in a film or on TV gets tied up and they shove rag or something in their mouth. I hate that. Also I hate (yuk) to see anyone rubbing carpet with a j-cloth or towel. But are phobias the opposite of fetishes?

awful... a friend of mine with a phobia of cotton wool once accepted a mince pie from someone with a hideous sense of humour... amongst the plate of normal mince pies was one baked specially for richard... and instead of mincemeat was..... cotton wool.....

but can a minced pie be normal? I think mincemeat is wierd. and why is it called 'meat' anyway when it's supposed to be fruit?