Shaving Ryan's Privates

Gone with the window cleaner A a tale of two titties Forrest Hump Little women, Big men Blow

a-pucker lips now wuthering tights briefs encounter rebel without a corset west side orgy schindler’s lust invasion of the bodice snatchers

The Schlong Good Frig-day

The Postman Always Knocks You Up Twice The Lie In, the Bitch and the Bathrobe. Once Upon a Time in a Vest. Saturday Night Beaver. [%sig%]

excellenet thread! can't stop laughing. saturday night beaver! the best one's have gone you bastards ... anyway ... womb raider bend it like clinton the talented mr nipply meet the hair c**nts the domi matrix illegally blonde captain corelli's man and lyn (with italian suck titles) mike gusset - england minger an orificer in the gentleman's I'll be back

yes, there are two 'u's in this version

In Diana Jiz and the Tampax of Drool

gone with the minge three at tiffany's dark passage (not amended) trans- spotting grinding hog day (available over and over) gussetbusters (who you gonna call?) deliverance (banjos replaced by starsky and hutch style/german geetar musac) I think it's time I got me coat too.

but, having re-read the thread, must congrat chooselife for his: Flirty Harry (go on punk, make me gay) top stuff stu

Hannibal Licked Her Breakfast at Stiff Fannies

Octopussy Tittilator 3

*has quiet word with Justyn about English-American slang discrepancies* Once upon a time in a vest...lol, doesn't sound exactly hardcore.

BedFellas, Martin Scorsese's seminal masterpiece. 'As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a wan*er.'

Cum, Lola, Cum Privates of the Caribbean Driving Miss Crazy Three Men and A Babe

You see, Choose, dreams CAN come true! Only jokin'.

Mississippi Bonking Cocky, Cocky 2..........etc. etc. The man who shagged Liberty Valance Haws *uck Soup From here to Paternity The Right Muff [%sig%]

Thanks Wez... I supposed I asked for that one!

The Thigh who loved me

Dr K no b

You only live vice

The cheap shag retention.

The Nun's Story (with Audrey Hepburn)...clean film but filthy insinuation in todays climate.

Privates On Parade?

Felatio Hornpipe?

..... Hornblower

The Speminator Lord of the Ringpiece

Raiders of the lost **** Backdoor to the future The Felch Connection Lap Dances with Wolves

For a few Dollars, Whore?

The Sin, Sin, Always At It, Kid? (I get me coat)

Girl With A Pearl Necklace

aarghh ! I'll... I'll get me coat

Goldfingering The Dildo of the Jackel Penis, Texas Self Love on the Dole Lick, Suck and Two Smoking Barrels

Shaft Pimp Fiction

Bra Wars (gets coat as well)

'Lick, Suck and Two Smoking Barrels' brilliant!

Flirty Harry (go on punk, make me gay) *leaves*

Pump Fiction Raging Balls Blade Rimmer Die Hard (no alteration required) E. T. the extra testicle American Boobie (starring Janet Jackson) Beauty and the Bestiality

Jism Impossible The Italian Hand Job and those that need no alteration... The Harder They Come Head Blow Up Free Willie

Puckered Lips Now

Close Encounters of the Hard Kind

King Slong

Citizen Cane 8 1/2 Inches Dr Strange Love Short Cu*ts

I Slurped Andy Warhol Ocean's 11"" Reach for the... KY Gropes of Wrath

The Sheepshag Real-damp Chin.

Shag of the South (featuring the original, and now randy, Uncle Remus, singing 'Unzippy Me Doodahs') The Jungle F**k Rear Windowlickers Lord of the Wangs: Fellowship of the Wang/The Two Towers/Return of the Schlong Jack Black's School of Cock The Sure-Shag Rumbunction A Wife Less Ordinary Dildo and Stitch....or Lilo and her Bitch The Italian Blowjob Contact! Aaaand I'm out.

The lonliness of the long distance cummer Lindsey Anderson's StIFf Rock around the cock Jailhouse Rut

Snow White and The Seven Dwarf Elephants?

The Pornbroker Kath's A ****** Kinky Hole Glad I Ate Her Not In Jill Indiana Jones and the Lucozade A Fish Called Alison Fritz Is On Her All The Presidents Semen

Indiana Jones and the Last Shagging Session

Brilliant, all of them, I especially love "A Wife less ordinary", laughed my nipples off! (untouched) Deep Impact Toy Story Lady and the Tramp Pale Rider the Good, the Bad and the Ugly All The President's Men (touched) One chew over then, f**k, who's next? Forrest hump The Gland that Time Forgot Digby, the biggest Dong in the World Missionary? Impossible! A Fist for a Dollar (sorry!)