Bad Advice
Thu, 2001-11-01 18:18
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Bad Advice
What's the worst piece of advice that you have ever been given and acted upon?
Mine was "Buy that house, it's a bargain"
Several years later, several thousand pounds poorer and with a millstone mortgage to a rapidly crumbling and disintegrating money pit around my neck, I would've strangled that person quite cheerfully.
John L
Go on. It'll just be a bit of fun and anyway your wife/my sister will never find out.
muzzy
YOU WILL GROW IN TO THEM.
HIS BARKS WORSE THAN HIS BITAAAAAAAHHHH--KINELL
Emily Dubberley
so many of thes would be great first lines for a short story - anyone game?
mississippi
Forget about the short story Em, I'm game!
forum farmer giles
lets loose with both barrels of grouse gun
Col. Parker
" Eat more food and take more drugs. The kids will love you for it. "
Sarah
Come on Abe, just try Hagar, I'm far too worn out!
Whoops!
There goes the Middle East!
Robbie Williams
Bugger em all Gary, go solo.
Head of BBC
Yeah great. great Tarquin. could you chop us another line.
'El Dorado' what a great name for a show. What's it about then.?
Mark Yelland-Brown
Taste this I've just made it!
mississippi
Always tell the truth.
It's cost me jobs, money and women!
Fecky
"Get that down ya, it'll do you good"... Followed several hours later by: "Bring it up yo'll feel betta!"
martin_t
...i don't think there's going to be any trouble today General Custer......
Lover man
Put some talc down there boy you might get lucky
Eddie
'It would be fun to try to describe people on ABC.'
Emily Dubberley
:-)
'He's a nice bloke. You should give it a go.'
george dubya
you should go into politics
michael barrymore
let's have the party at your place
marc bolan
you drive marc
gareth southgate
you should go and play for a *big* club like errr.. middlesboro
joe orton
you *must* meet my friend mr halliwell
the queen mother
i recommend the fish
tom saunders
Backstage at a Rolling Stones gig. "Let Keith have first go with the drugs."
Jozef Imrich
Enjoy the swim, the jelly fish here does not sting