Coleslaw Catastrophe

 

Cherry

Larry and Mick and the Coleslaw Catastrophe pt1

To Vicky, who confessed to the author of having ‘lost the plot’ with coleslaw before. ... It was a day like any other. The coleslaw delivery van was...

Larry and Mick and the Coleslaw Catastrophe pt2

“Coleslaw is a funny beast,” said Larry. “Hilarious,” said Mick. “No, I don’t mean it like that. I mean it is a tricky customer.” “Why sayeth ye?” “...

Larry and Mick and the Coleslaw Catastrophe pt3

The coleslaw delivery driver got out of his van and shoved the petrol hose into the appropriate aperture. He hummed Let It Go, from the popular...

Britney and Shania and the Coleslaw Catastrophe (being pt5 of the ‘Coleslaw Catastrophe’ series)

“Like OMG, Shania, that’s grody to the max.” “Like I know, Britney. Like gag me with a spoon.” “Like... coleslaw? Like, gross.” “Like... totes gross...

Mrs Muhulu and the Coleslaw Catastrophe (CCpt6)

She observed the coleslaw in the distance. The coleslaw slurged towards her. “Oh dear,” said Mrs Muhulu. But then she had an idea. She got out the...

Coleslaw Catastrophe pt7: ‘The Pub'

The hummus delivery driver was on the G&Ts. Again. She was finding it all a bit much. But then she didn’t need a global condimentary apocalypse...

Larry and Mick and the Eighth Instalment in the Story of the Coleslaw Catastrophe

“And now for a special announcement by the President of the United States of America... Mr Tonald Drump.” “Turn it over,” said Larry. “I can’t,” said...
Cherry

CC9: ‘Whingers Assemble’

Ironing Man sprayed a bit of steam on his shirt and set to on the creases thereupon. The phone rang. “Goddamn it!,” exclaimed he, then he carefully...

CC10: ‘Whingers Endgame’

Armed with jacket potatoes, the Whingers travelled to all four corners of the globe (or would have done if the ‘globe’ was a quadrilateral) and set...

CC11: Epilogue

“Phew, I’m glad that’s all over,” said Larry, as he handed Mick his celebratory cheese sandwich and prepared to take a bite out of his. “Me too,”...