There are things worse than elephants in this room. Unseen they may be, but nevertheless manifestly here. Beasts with belaboured breathing taking up...
Bring a brick to work today, bring a blueprint, bring a prayer. Bring some peas in – but never marrowfat, no fear. Bring a tunnel and a blimp; bring...
Perverse Cornish pie you'd swear they made up as a joke to scare incomers. But it's as true as I breathe, fish heads peeking perversely over the rim...