Brooklands

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I have 292 stories published in 18 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 385178 times and 120 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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Gland III. West Wales

Science cannot explain why and, in truth, science is not particularly interested.

Gland II. London

the sound of a parotid gland rupturing is somewhere between the sound of a chef tenderising a fillet steak and the noise a balloon makes when you let the air out.
Cherry

Review #3: “Gretel’s Biscuits” by Spack

Pointless tone-setting asides, like so, mark Spack out as a writer convinced of his own charisma.
Cherry

Monster

They are making a kids’ TV programme, I assume, where the protagonist is a creature who lives on a landfill site
Cherry

Fire

Gathering armfuls of wood, feeling terrific, the wind off the sea, lighting three matches at one time and a legitimate reason to do so:

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