Hal 9000

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I have 79 stories published in one collection on the site.
My stories have been read 70716 times and 14 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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Hal 9000

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Pikey Bingo

By Hal 9000 on Mon, 30 Nov 2009

Enter the den Fill out my slip Keep my fingers crossed Vice like grip My number is called Queue for my prize Nearly time to collect Would prefer to hide Army of tracksuits
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Questions

By Hal 9000 on Sat, 28 Nov 2009

What defines me?
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

Night down the pub

By Hal 9000 on Tue, 17 Nov 2009

Night down the pub Magic in a bottle Had enough now Put my foot on the throttle Hazy vision It’s not far now Bumping the curb Must pay attention Revolving scenes Lethargic Engulfing
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate U

What goes on in my head

By Hal 9000 on Mon, 16 Nov 2009

My trousers fell down I looked around There were gasps There were laughs Got a bit confused Someone hit me with a fish I fell over Felt a bit silly Didn’t know what to do
Miscellaneous
Poem
Certificate 15

Epiphany

By Hal 9000 on Sun, 15 Nov 2009

I climb your mountain Slowly rising Deafening silence ironically defining I reach the peak And survey the landscape I look in the crowd for your presence to stop this
Spiritual
Certificate U

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