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I have 365 stories published in
12 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 463212 times
and 147 of my stories have been cherry picked.
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For one day only
For one day only I'm on holiday, outside the Forum in Norwich I am sun drunk, watching Henman on a ten foot screen serve up shit. Peruvian pan pipes playing 'the sound of silence' switch to Phil Collins and I joke about being British
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I'd love to help
At lunch Bea admires the cornet mouthed muscle men, the hat stand statue sweating significance. She shock stares seagulls and pidgeons, wonders which would win while she hums Maria Maira Maria.
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This should settle it
In bed my eyes are oysters. I am sea sick and call bin men to witness. Queen sweats throught the wall wearing a white vest. Downstairs the tap is complaining about numbers, the gas bill has munchhousans.
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Sincere
I am sincere when I tell him, he hurt. He can't remember so I come clean with 'you held my head as if it were a dented bean tin.' Because he can joke about bargain basements I feel sick. I made a photo board out of wire and pegs
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Nicotine
Lets play at not leaving; sit outside with flies at our eyes. Lets eat red cabbage with mayonaise smoke whole packets of Old Holbourn, offer up bad habits to a god of everyday accusations. We write weak verse
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