My Stories
Godemiché, or I fell on it
First published on January 6, 2009 - 13:23 | 368 reads
Locus delicti
First published on May 2, 2008 - 12:59 | 355 reads
Saving pepper
First published on May 1, 2008 - 22:20 | 267 reads
Elephant swimming
First published on May 1, 2008 - 22:14 | 257 reads
There will be paint
First published on April 28, 2008 - 19:49 | 300 reads
Deus Vult
First published on April 28, 2008 - 19:45 | 286 reads
The English venture abroad
First published on April 27, 2008 - 12:49 | 356 reads
Accepting a drink because you want a drink
First published on April 27, 2008 - 12:44 | 248 reads
Losing my abecedary
First published on April 26, 2008 - 22:58 | 263 reads
Herstory
First published on April 26, 2008 - 22:56 | 245 reads
Magicians
First published on April 3, 2008 - 00:04 | 283 reads
I am a humbug
First published on April 1, 2008 - 16:57 | 266 reads
A heart-rending account
First published on February 29, 2008 - 20:30 | 389 reads
The compassionate surgeon
First published on February 29, 2008 - 20:14 | 280 reads
Monsters of London #1
First published on October 17, 2007 - 19:09 | 395 reads
Contra Natura
First published on September 29, 2007 - 12:38 | 436 reads
Content and Container
First published on September 29, 2007 - 12:18 | 444 reads
A Damaged Piano
First published on September 29, 2007 - 12:13 | 430 reads
Candida
First published on August 31, 2007 - 21:09 | 491 reads
Splitting The Ego With Mary
First published on August 31, 2007 - 20:58 | 436 reads
Sigyn Kills Time
First published on July 18, 2007 - 18:40 | 490 reads
You Can Draw Transformers
First published on July 18, 2007 - 18:39 | 608 reads
You Can Draw Transformers
First published on July 12, 2007 - 12:12 | 814 reads
Audacity
First published on July 6, 2007 - 16:37 | 439 reads
The man in the fez with the Britney mic
First published on June 8, 2007 - 16:32 | 853 reads
I Dreamt I Took Nick's Insulin
First published on June 7, 2007 - 11:42 | 1027 reads
The Escapologist's Water
First published on June 5, 2007 - 19:08 | 876 reads
On grinding at sixteen
First published on May 21, 2007 - 12:46 | 475 reads
No Stoopa
First published on April 30, 2007 - 23:10 | 670 reads
Gilbert v Gregson
First published on April 30, 2007 - 23:09 | 552 reads
Meeting Emma In The Toilets
First published on April 30, 2007 - 23:08 | 523 reads
I could have gone on and on
First published on April 27, 2007 - 16:53 | 444 reads
Three reasons to love Teedie Roosevelt
First published on April 26, 2007 - 22:34 | 626 reads
The coffee here is drugged
First published on April 26, 2007 - 15:05 | 654 reads
Pretending he had done something wonderful
First published on April 25, 2007 - 16:11 | 471 reads
Snip Not My Girdle
First published on April 23, 2007 - 16:21 | 624 reads
Pleading Belly
First published on April 23, 2007 - 00:05 | 612 reads
Anni Nubiles
First published on April 20, 2007 - 15:25 | 1059 reads
Loss of Services
First published on April 20, 2007 - 01:14 | 492 reads
An End-of-Empire Feeling
First published on April 18, 2007 - 19:52 | 461 reads
That Girl Knows Me
First published on April 18, 2007 - 18:03 | 484 reads
I flick past the suspension photos
First published on April 17, 2007 - 15:42 | 477 reads
A Newish Line
First published on April 15, 2007 - 16:08 | 465 reads
Censoring Danger
First published on April 15, 2007 - 00:48 | 460 reads
Koumiss or Shark’s Fin Soup
First published on April 12, 2007 - 12:26 | 639 reads
Superman and the Wonder Twins
First published on April 11, 2007 - 19:03 | 502 reads
Lucky Charm
First published on April 10, 2007 - 16:40 | 459 reads
Boadicea
First published on April 9, 2007 - 23:12 | 452 reads
Don't Tell Joan
First published on April 9, 2007 - 23:09 | 458 reads
Hypoversion
First published on April 7, 2007 - 23:06 | 602 reads
Zorro
First published on April 6, 2007 - 22:44 | 535 reads
Comparative Tranquility
First published on April 5, 2007 - 23:49 | 477 reads
Those Who Enjoy Repression
First published on April 4, 2007 - 19:47 | 567 reads
Mar-lee-bone
First published on April 4, 2007 - 19:15 | 463 reads
No Surprise Gladioli
First published on April 2, 2007 - 23:02 | 540 reads
Explaining It
First published on April 1, 2007 - 22:37 | 539 reads
A Thimble of Sorts
First published on March 24, 2007 - 21:23 | 486 reads
The Flasher
First published on March 21, 2007 - 15:33 | 592 reads
Pongo #78 THE END
First published on March 21, 2007 - 00:32 | 446 reads
Pongo #77
First published on March 20, 2007 - 00:22 | 510 reads
Pongo #76
First published on March 15, 2007 - 17:36 | 426 reads
Shame, shame & a lousy nickname
First published on March 12, 2007 - 11:22 | 593 reads
The Flying Deviants in A Tall Order
First published on March 8, 2007 - 13:05 | 472 reads
Pongo #75
First published on March 7, 2007 - 20:31 | 499 reads
Pongo #72-3
First published on February 24, 2007 - 01:08 | 443 reads
The Levels Drop
First published on February 23, 2007 - 21:36 | 536 reads
Pongo #71
First published on February 20, 2007 - 17:50 | 423 reads
Pongo #70
First published on February 19, 2007 - 23:57 | 458 reads
Pongo #69
First published on February 19, 2007 - 23:52 | 530 reads
o, oxford street!
First published on February 15, 2007 - 00:52 | 1597 reads
On Underground Virgins
First published on February 15, 2007 - 00:07 | 614 reads
Mute
First published on February 12, 2007 - 01:36 | 473 reads
Pongo #68
First published on February 11, 2007 - 01:44 | 451 reads
Pongo #67
First published on February 7, 2007 - 19:45 | 578 reads
I Will Be Tired Tomorrow
First published on February 6, 2007 - 21:31 | 537 reads
Pongo #66
First published on February 6, 2007 - 18:11 | 510 reads
Pongo #65
First published on February 2, 2007 - 18:23 | 468 reads
R v Cort
First published on February 1, 2007 - 19:54 | 613 reads
Pongo #64
First published on January 28, 2007 - 22:58 | 500 reads
Pongo #63
First published on January 25, 2007 - 17:57 | 474 reads
Pongo #62
First published on January 25, 2007 - 11:01 | 469 reads
Pongo #61
First published on January 22, 2007 - 18:26 | 483 reads
Pongo #60
First published on January 16, 2007 - 20:35 | 489 reads
Pongo #59
First published on January 15, 2007 - 23:18 | 448 reads
Pongo #58
First published on January 14, 2007 - 01:28 | 468 reads
Pongo #57
First published on January 11, 2007 - 01:08 | 494 reads
Pongo #56
First published on January 9, 2007 - 16:24 | 452 reads
Pongo #55
First published on January 8, 2007 - 22:23 | 484 reads
Pongo #54
First published on January 7, 2007 - 18:07 | 540 reads
Pongo #53
First published on January 7, 2007 - 00:58 | 486 reads
Pongo #52
First published on January 4, 2007 - 00:51 | 518 reads
Pongo #51
First published on January 3, 2007 - 00:46 | 773 reads
Pongo #50
First published on January 1, 2007 - 15:37 | 489 reads
Pongo #49
First published on December 31, 2006 - 22:07 | 527 reads
Thinking of Meat
First published on December 31, 2006 - 16:03 | 522 reads
Firstly the Moth
First published on December 31, 2006 - 15:41 | 491 reads
Pongo #48
First published on December 30, 2006 - 21:05 | 497 reads
Pongo #47
First published on December 29, 2006 - 20:08 | 481 reads
Pongo #46
First published on December 27, 2006 - 21:34 | 545 reads
Pongo #45
First published on December 26, 2006 - 17:49 | 533 reads
Pongo #44
First published on December 26, 2006 - 00:54 | 564 reads
Pongo #43
First published on December 25, 2006 - 02:15 | 530 reads
Pongo #42
First published on December 20, 2006 - 00:11 | 617 reads
Pongo #41
First published on December 18, 2006 - 16:16 | 519 reads
Pongo #40
First published on December 18, 2006 - 10:35 | 547 reads
Pongo #39
First published on December 14, 2006 - 17:35 | 512 reads
Pongo #38
First published on December 12, 2006 - 18:31 | 562 reads
Pongo #37
First published on December 11, 2006 - 19:27 | 507 reads
Pongo #36
First published on December 11, 2006 - 13:33 | 524 reads
Pongo #35
First published on December 8, 2006 - 20:01 | 498 reads
Pongo #34
First published on December 8, 2006 - 01:28 | 529 reads
Pongo #33
First published on December 6, 2006 - 20:18 | 536 reads
Pongo #32
First published on December 5, 2006 - 17:34 | 535 reads
Pongo #31
First published on December 4, 2006 - 17:46 | 532 reads
Day 30
First published on December 1, 2006 - 01:03 | 520 reads
Day 29
First published on November 30, 2006 - 01:45 | 540 reads
Day 28
First published on November 29, 2006 - 01:22 | 531 reads
Day 27
First published on November 28, 2006 - 01:57 | 551 reads
Day 23-26
First published on November 27, 2006 - 13:49 | 544 reads
Day 22
First published on November 22, 2006 - 21:16 | 799 reads
Black Diamond Heavies
First published on November 21, 2006 - 21:19 | 554 reads
1001 Nights Now
First published on November 21, 2006 - 21:04 | 1782 reads
Day 21
First published on November 21, 2006 - 20:28 | 501 reads
Day 20
First published on November 20, 2006 - 23:06 | 495 reads
Day 19
First published on November 20, 2006 - 01:29 | 549 reads
Day 17
First published on November 19, 2006 - 20:06 | 529 reads
Day 18
First published on November 19, 2006 - 01:47 | 481 reads
Day 16
First published on November 17, 2006 - 00:44 | 592 reads
Day 15
First published on November 16, 2006 - 00:09 | 623 reads
Day 13
First published on November 15, 2006 - 17:14 | 582 reads
Day 14
First published on November 15, 2006 - 00:01 | 534 reads
Day 12
First published on November 15, 2006 - 00:00 | 519 reads
Day 11
First published on November 14, 2006 - 23:04 | 614 reads
Day 10
First published on November 10, 2006 - 15:03 | 538 reads
Day 09
First published on November 10, 2006 - 13:06 | 560 reads
Day 08
First published on November 10, 2006 - 13:04 | 599 reads
Day 07
First published on November 10, 2006 - 12:50 | 648 reads
Day 06
First published on November 10, 2006 - 12:48 | 535 reads
Day 05
First published on November 8, 2006 - 23:03 | 585 reads
Day 04
First published on November 4, 2006 - 23:09 | 524 reads
Day 03
First published on November 4, 2006 - 02:18 | 577 reads
Day 02
First published on November 3, 2006 - 01:23 | 583 reads
Day 01
First published on November 3, 2006 - 01:22 | 581 reads
Don't Stop
First published on October 20, 2006 - 23:18 | 663 reads
Throwing Stars
First published on October 2, 2006 - 22:31 | 591 reads
Carousel Fraud
First published on September 29, 2006 - 23:12 | 658 reads
Just Put A Coin In My Mouth
First published on September 15, 2006 - 21:54 | 658 reads
Not By The Window
First published on September 15, 2006 - 21:52 | 543 reads
Digger Listener Runner
First published on September 15, 2006 - 21:11 | 567 reads
I Sold Your Fingers
First published on September 7, 2006 - 22:13 | 632 reads
Bone Rose
First published on August 25, 2006 - 10:31 | 568 reads
Horror Comic
First published on August 25, 2006 - 10:12 | 606 reads
His Mother in Scents
First published on August 20, 2006 - 22:17 | 630 reads
Waxwork
First published on August 17, 2006 - 14:13 | 627 reads
Googling
First published on August 17, 2006 - 14:04 | 625 reads
SnapGlove
First published on August 4, 2006 - 10:58 | 669 reads
Sally Behind the Writing
First published on July 23, 2006 - 18:23 | 637 reads
Picnic
First published on July 23, 2006 - 17:48 | 610 reads
Hitching
First published on July 23, 2006 - 17:38 | 666 reads
Feu-Fo-Lay Abecedary
First published on July 19, 2006 - 13:49 | 699 reads
I Named My Kitten Korben Dallas
First published on July 19, 2006 - 13:40 | 642 reads
Sitting
First published on July 19, 2006 - 10:30 | 626 reads
Chase
First published on July 10, 2006 - 15:13 | 618 reads
Amazing Dog in River Drama
First published on July 5, 2006 - 15:21 | 677 reads
Basking Shark
First published on July 5, 2006 - 14:55 | 579 reads
The Breast That Protects Her Heart
First published on July 1, 2006 - 17:27 | 666 reads
The Tiger Unravelled
First published on July 1, 2006 - 16:48 | 614 reads
Dating the Milky Bar Kid
First published on July 1, 2006 - 16:27 | 910 reads
In Search of the Man-Mist
First published on June 23, 2006 - 23:16 | 617 reads
Dentures
First published on June 19, 2006 - 23:27 | 631 reads
Keanu
First published on June 12, 2006 - 18:15 | 605 reads
Retirement
First published on June 12, 2006 - 18:13 | 568 reads
Rectum
First published on June 12, 2006 - 18:04 | 644 reads
Naked Baby Photos
First published on June 12, 2006 - 17:57 | 655 reads
Junk
First published on June 12, 2006 - 17:34 | 559 reads
A Three Pipe Problem
First published on June 11, 2006 - 22:26 | 2639 reads
The Replacement Mania
First published on June 11, 2006 - 22:16 | 579 reads
Exoskeleton Blues
First published on June 10, 2006 - 20:04 | 659 reads
Shuriken Checks In
First published on June 10, 2006 - 19:55 | 624 reads
Puppets Poking Puppets
First published on June 10, 2006 - 19:49 | 650 reads
The Dog Borstal Display Team Will Not Have Me
First published on June 10, 2006 - 19:35 | 1156 reads
The Folly of being a Good Guy
First published on June 10, 2006 - 19:20 | 567 reads
Ragdoll Physics
First published on April 30, 2006 - 18:03 | 734 reads
Greyscale
First published on April 30, 2006 - 17:18 | 723 reads
Fending off the Many-Limbed Imps of Doubt
First published on April 29, 2006 - 22:34 | 618 reads
Shuriken Checks In
First published on April 28, 2006 - 18:31 | 650 reads
Ways of Seeing
First published on April 27, 2006 - 16:49 | 609 reads
On MSN Messenger
First published on April 26, 2006 - 11:56 | 648 reads
You Forgot Your Goat
First published on April 25, 2006 - 19:32 | 666 reads
No, thank you
First published on April 23, 2006 - 20:20 | 705 reads
Louise from SelectStaff
First published on April 23, 2006 - 07:45 | 683 reads
Mrs Peel (Diana Rigg model)
First published on April 22, 2006 - 17:29 | 835 reads
Daisy
First published on April 21, 2006 - 21:34 | 659 reads
Road Safety
First published on April 21, 2006 - 20:50 | 666 reads
Quim is actually quite a nice word
First published on April 20, 2006 - 21:44 | 735 reads
Bladderwrack
First published on April 20, 2006 - 01:06 | 721 reads
Infiltrating the One Account
First published on April 19, 2006 - 15:50 | 673 reads
KIRSTY!!!
First published on April 18, 2006 - 22:05 | 793 reads
Vanilla
First published on April 18, 2006 - 09:57 | 698 reads
Catscrews
First published on April 17, 2006 - 23:27 | 642 reads
Heroes
First published on April 17, 2006 - 14:06 | 639 reads
Arthur's Thinking Face
First published on April 17, 2006 - 01:52 | 787 reads
Xylophone Buggery
First published on April 16, 2006 - 19:11 | 891 reads
Paperclip Necklace
First published on April 16, 2006 - 11:37 | 1030 reads
Ed's Mother
First published on April 16, 2006 - 01:58 | 669 reads
Up A Notch
First published on April 15, 2006 - 17:59 | 598 reads
A Suit of Lights
First published on April 14, 2006 - 21:33 | 737 reads
Half a Torn-Up Resignation Letter
First published on April 13, 2006 - 14:33 | 762 reads
Hey Red
First published on April 13, 2006 - 14:32 | 661 reads
ZombieDate
First published on April 13, 2006 - 14:30 | 631 reads
Parfum
First published on April 11, 2006 - 00:26 | 749 reads
Ten-Minute Mutiny
First published on April 10, 2006 - 20:15 | 731 reads
Johnny Weir, I hope
First published on April 10, 2006 - 20:14 | 865 reads
A Savage and Perfect Bow
First published on April 10, 2006 - 20:12 | 716 reads
Back Issues
First published on April 5, 2006 - 09:39 | 797 reads
For Example
First published on April 4, 2006 - 22:54 | 840 reads
If At First
First published on April 4, 2006 - 22:45 | 794 reads
Laying Across Qwerty
First published on March 26, 2006 - 19:39 | 808 reads
The Pirates
First published on March 21, 2006 - 13:16 | 975 reads
Newsflash!
First published on February 18, 2006 - 15:04 | 868 reads
Fight Sounds - A Masterclass
First published on January 23, 2006 - 20:11 | 887 reads
Backwards to Bethlehem
First published on January 9, 2006 - 22:27 | 874 reads
"The B Movie of My Life"
First published on January 7, 2006 - 17:06 | 912 reads
Part of a Girl
First published on January 7, 2006 - 17:02 | 856 reads
Night-Spinning Spider
First published on January 7, 2006 - 16:53 | 803 reads
a Rolls is a Rolls is a Rolls
First published on January 6, 2006 - 21:34 | 881 reads
Men of Mica
First published on December 26, 2005 - 21:24 | 843 reads
It Would Be A Boy This Time
First published on December 26, 2005 - 21:22 | 945 reads
I Don't Know! I Don't Know! I Don't Know!
First published on December 24, 2005 - 14:58 | 851 reads
White Noise at Maximum Decibels
First published on December 22, 2005 - 20:48 | 981 reads
Dead Duck Day
First published on December 22, 2005 - 20:44 | 1171 reads
Faulty and Why
First published on September 29, 2004 - 00:51 | 766 reads
U-Turn
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:26 | 746 reads
Can't
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:21 | 760 reads
The Hanging Suit
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:20 | 712 reads
His Hands
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:20 | 792 reads
Present For My Valentine
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:20 | 761 reads
You are the wind
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:17 | 794 reads
Curious Fingers
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:17 | 777 reads
Wise Monkeys&;#063;
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 781 reads
L
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 803 reads
Declining
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 787 reads
B
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 728 reads
G
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 791 reads
F
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 852 reads
I
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 832 reads
A
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 834 reads
V
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 809 reads
Gig
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 744 reads
Scratch 45
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 725 reads
Randall Road
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 749 reads
The Artist
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 744 reads
Sleepsong
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 824 reads
In
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 778 reads
Once was all
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 803 reads
Loops
First published on September 28, 2004 - 22:14 | 715 reads
