Not mad really. But am called Dan.
My Stories
Moby Dick as a Limerick Submitted on October 26, 2008 - 10:52 | 120 reads
The Hamster Diaries 4 Submitted on May 13, 2008 - 22:18 | 291 reads
The Hamster Diaries 3 Submitted on April 16, 2008 - 21:56 | 348 reads
Wolves Submitted on April 2, 2008 - 21:49 | 236 reads
The Hamster Diaries 2 Submitted on April 1, 2008 - 06:32 | 456 reads
The Hamster Diaries 1 Submitted on March 29, 2008 - 11:35 | 431 reads
Adventures In Drilling Submitted on July 21, 2007 - 11:29 | 764 reads
Knocked Sideways Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 22:11 | 645 reads
Causality Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 22:00 | 619 reads
Imagine How Slow They'd Go If They Didn't Honk! Submitted on April 19, 2007 - 21:30 | 699 reads
Those that tremble as if they were mad Submitted on January 2, 2007 - 15:57 | 939 reads
The Deerslayer Submitted on December 19, 2006 - 21:50 | 748 reads
Conversations With Raul Submitted on December 6, 2006 - 08:23 | 1109 reads
Lovecraft and James Investigate - Chapter 7 Submitted on November 30, 2006 - 00:23 | 720 reads
Lovecraft and James Investigate - Chapter 5 Submitted on November 24, 2006 - 21:38 | 782 reads
Starbuck Submitted on November 19, 2006 - 20:29 | 787 reads
The Burial Mound Submitted on October 27, 2006 - 20:21 | 724 reads
The Staines Moor Horror Submitted on October 26, 2006 - 22:28 | 1130 reads
Sid Submitted on October 1, 2006 - 17:29 | 724 reads
Some Small Explosions Submitted on October 1, 2006 - 14:44 | 731 reads
Spooky Action at a Distance Submitted on September 14, 2006 - 19:39 | 950 reads
Spikes Submitted on September 1, 2006 - 18:48 | 782 reads
Down By The River Submitted on August 23, 2006 - 22:22 | 1314 reads
Notes Submitted on May 26, 2006 - 23:15 | 873 reads
Endless Communication Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 20:45 | 976 reads
Magpies Submitted on May 8, 2006 - 18:32 | 896 reads
The Hole Submitted on March 27, 2006 - 21:06 | 1006 reads
A Philosophical Thing Submitted on March 14, 2006 - 22:46 | 966 reads
a poem by my brother Submitted on January 29, 2006 - 09:45 | 1705 reads
Statistics Submitted on January 26, 2006 - 21:05 | 2254 reads
Angel With A Bullet Part 1 Submitted on January 9, 2006 - 00:30 | 1018 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 18 Submitted on November 29, 2005 - 12:16 | 942 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 17 Submitted on November 29, 2005 - 12:14 | 925 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 16 Submitted on November 29, 2005 - 12:12 | 912 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 15 Submitted on November 28, 2005 - 23:45 | 936 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 14 Submitted on November 27, 2005 - 23:47 | 943 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 13 Submitted on November 27, 2005 - 17:48 | 885 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 12 Submitted on November 26, 2005 - 14:30 | 953 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 11 Submitted on November 22, 2005 - 23:05 | 958 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 10 Submitted on November 21, 2005 - 22:35 | 1034 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 9 Submitted on November 19, 2005 - 17:51 | 948 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 8 Submitted on November 18, 2005 - 22:49 | 955 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 7 Submitted on November 17, 2005 - 10:06 | 926 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 6 Submitted on November 12, 2005 - 17:23 | 959 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 5 Submitted on November 10, 2005 - 11:15 | 943 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 4 Submitted on November 8, 2005 - 12:39 | 934 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 3 Submitted on November 7, 2005 - 10:10 | 972 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 2 Submitted on November 5, 2005 - 11:41 | 937 reads
Fire On The Horizon: Chapter 1 Submitted on November 3, 2005 - 09:49 | 1140 reads
The Dictator's Double Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 07:14 | 1032 reads
The Electric Picnic Submitted on October 2, 2005 - 23:12 | 1798 reads
A Short History of the National Pastry Reserve Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 20:55 | 1800 reads
Mira Submitted on April 13, 2005 - 07:01 | 921 reads
People On The Train Submitted on December 11, 2004 - 17:07 | 1012 reads
What I got Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:51 | 959 reads
The Day She Walked In The Door Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 13:36 | 2531 reads
Song Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:02 | 968 reads
Last Train Home Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:00 | 1014 reads
Missed Opportunities Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 10:29 | 963 reads
Heatwave (Where's Wally) Submitted on September 28, 2004 - 21:31 | 1233 reads
Good Luck Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 12:02 | 902 reads
Dead Mans Cross Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:30 | 1023 reads
Eight Guilders Short Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 10:25 | 1020 reads
Bumfluff Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:18 | 998 reads
Champollion's Dream Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 10:26 | 1175 reads
Z. A Chameleons Colour - Part 3 of 3 Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 01:01 | 871 reads
Y. A Chameleons Colour - Part 2 of 3 Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:58 | 896 reads
X. A Chameleons Colour - Part 1 of 3 Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:56 | 944 reads
W. Fairy Wings - Part 13 Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:49 | 1151 reads
V. Fairy Wings - Part 12 Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 00:41 | 1096 reads
U. Fairy Wings - Part 11 Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:47 | 1131 reads
T. Fairy Wings - Part 10 Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:18 | 845 reads
S. Fairy wings - Part 9 Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:19 | 986 reads
R. Fairy Wings - Part 8 Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:41 | 1176 reads
Q. Fairy Wings - Part 7 Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 05:33 | 976 reads
P. Fairy Wings - Part 6 Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:18 | 1153 reads
O. Fairy Wings - Part 5 Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:18 | 927 reads
N. Fairy Wings - Part 4 Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:17 | 1242 reads
M. Fairy Wings - Part 3 Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:17 | 977 reads
L. Fairy Wings - Part 2 Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:17 | 1250 reads
K. Fairy Wings - Part 1 Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:16 | 1220 reads
J. Killik Klaw - chapter 9: Birthday Girl Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:15 | 1191 reads
I. Killik Klaw - Chapter 8: Killik Klaw Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:15 | 857 reads
H. Killik Klaw - Chapter 7: Bhutan Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:16 | 1131 reads
G. Killik Klaw - Chapter 6: Delhi Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:15 | 1100 reads
F. Killik Klaw - Chapter 5: Runaway Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 16:52 | 919 reads
E. Killik Klaw - Chapter 4: Lucknow Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 16:50 | 870 reads
C. Killik Klaw - Chapter 2: Ben Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 11:05 | 1049 reads
B. Killik Klaw - Chapter 1: Kirsten Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 05:40 | 1278 reads
A. Killik Klaw - Prologue Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 09:01 | 836 reads
Z. The Unfaithful Dead - Part 4 of 4 Submitted on January 27, 2005 - 10:09 | 925 reads
Y. The Unfaithful Dead - Part 3 of 4 Submitted on January 27, 2005 - 10:08 | 1016 reads
Film Trivia Submitted on December 13, 2004 - 10:58 | 937 reads
Weeknight Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 07:10 | 839 reads
V. The Unfaithful Dead - Part 2 of 4 Submitted on January 27, 2005 - 10:08 | 926 reads
U. The Unfaithful Dead - Part 1 of 4 Submitted on January 27, 2005 - 10:08 | 912 reads
The Shrine Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 00:16 | 842 reads
Reckoning Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:23 | 940 reads
Starlighters Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:00 | 916 reads
Questing for a Quick Buck Submitted on September 29, 2004 - 10:42 | 978 reads
L is for A Little Rain Never Hurt No One Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:00 | 1291 reads
Mr Smith Submitted on September 13, 2004 - 04:18 | 892 reads
K. The Last Kitten Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:50 | 1234 reads
Happily Ever After Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:23 | 910 reads
Ghostwriter Submitted on September 15, 2004 - 08:19 | 1068 reads
El Dorado Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:23 | 956 reads
Black Market Grey Submitted on October 12, 2004 - 12:42 | 930 reads
American Dreams Submitted on November 16, 2004 - 11:22 | 916 reads
The Camden Crawl Submitted on April 8, 2005 - 12:29 | 1187 reads
The Watcher In The Window Submitted on April 1, 2005 - 11:39 | 960 reads
Who's Mine Submitted on April 7, 2005 - 08:41 | 1119 reads
The Bad News Bears Submitted on October 31, 2004 - 15:25 | 941 reads
The Winding Key Submitted on April 27, 2005 - 10:19 | 1447 reads
48 Hours In Iceland Submitted on November 3, 2004 - 10:56 | 4632 reads
