An upgraded version of the existing Terrence Oblong. Not just a better writer, but an all-round nicer person.
My Stories
The God Problem
First published on May 12, 2013 - 22:16 | 51 reads
The Election Problem
First published on May 12, 2013 - 19:09 | 94 reads
The great expectations problem
First published on May 7, 2013 - 22:09 | 25 reads
The Dalek Problem (2)
First published on May 4, 2013 - 17:54 | 55 reads
(3) The Death Problem
First published on April 10, 2013 - 22:20 | 62 reads
(1) The Boatman Problem
First published on April 10, 2013 - 22:17 | 836 reads
The King Arthur Problem
First published on February 22, 2013 - 11:48 | 55 reads
The Five Elephants Problem
First published on February 3, 2013 - 22:05 | 69 reads
COBRA
First published on January 11, 2013 - 22:59 | 125 reads
First in Cabinet
First published on December 26, 2012 - 14:41 | 43 reads
The Messiah problem
First published on December 15, 2012 - 12:56 | 201 reads
The Immigration Problem
First published on December 7, 2012 - 18:35 | 215 reads
The Sandy Island Problem
First published on November 24, 2012 - 17:54 | 119 reads
The Mafia Problem
First published on November 18, 2012 - 22:39 | 115 reads
The Ronnie O’Sullivan Problem
First published on November 17, 2012 - 18:17 | 134 reads
The Day I moved in
First published on November 16, 2012 - 20:47 | 123 reads
The retirement problem
First published on November 14, 2012 - 19:32 | 108 reads
The footprint problem
First published on November 5, 2012 - 22:35 | 132 reads
The Pirate Problem
First published on November 4, 2012 - 13:50 | 68 reads
The Elephant Problem
First published on October 31, 2012 - 22:06 | 105 reads
The Competition Problem
First published on October 30, 2012 - 22:48 | 65 reads
The Cassette Problem
First published on October 28, 2012 - 15:22 | 106 reads
Novel City
First published on October 15, 2012 - 21:31 | 89 reads
The Oblong Problem
First published on October 7, 2012 - 18:07 | 252 reads
Remembering a clown
First published on September 28, 2012 - 23:09 | 102 reads
The last white man (3) - The visit to BigTown
First published on September 26, 2012 - 20:29 | 120 reads
The last white man (2) - Live from the first test
First published on September 25, 2012 - 22:56 | 139 reads
Inheritance
First published on September 23, 2012 - 11:48 | 114 reads
My big break
First published on September 23, 2012 - 11:05 | 91 reads
Killing myself
First published on September 22, 2012 - 12:27 | 135 reads
War won where?
First published on September 19, 2012 - 23:03 | 81 reads
The Moon Landing Problem (IP from last week)
First published on September 9, 2012 - 17:54 | 131 reads
Funeral
First published on September 8, 2012 - 13:23 | 389 reads
The Roadsign Problem
First published on September 3, 2012 - 07:43 | 91 reads
The Capitalist Killer
First published on September 1, 2012 - 19:05 | 100 reads
The Lion Problem
First published on August 27, 2012 - 19:40 | 126 reads
Wriggly Baggins’ gold medal adventure
First published on August 2, 2012 - 19:35 | 106 reads
The king’s funeral
First published on July 28, 2012 - 10:27 | 104 reads
The Map Problem (IP)
First published on July 24, 2012 - 13:38 | 164 reads
At the age of 86 I invented cheese
First published on July 11, 2012 - 09:30 | 142 reads
The last white man
First published on July 11, 2012 - 09:29 | 139 reads
Sonia Jarvis
First published on June 5, 2012 - 10:36 | 116 reads
The Mary Beard Problem
First published on June 3, 2012 - 01:49 | 1337 reads
The end of the world problem
First published on June 3, 2012 - 00:14 | 134 reads
Operation March Hare
First published on May 20, 2012 - 21:14 | 167 reads
Jesus Christ and the googly bowler
First published on April 15, 2012 - 14:40 | 185 reads
The meteor shower problem
First published on April 14, 2012 - 00:29 | 189 reads
The Toast Problem
First published on April 13, 2012 - 22:29 | 182 reads
The waiting game
First published on April 4, 2012 - 13:18 | 215 reads
The Monster Problem (IP from a few weeks ago)
First published on March 27, 2012 - 22:50 | 349 reads
The Nazi problem
First published on March 17, 2012 - 22:47 | 190 reads
The environmental problem
First published on February 27, 2012 - 22:17 | 171 reads
The Dalek Problem
First published on February 27, 2012 - 15:10 | 251 reads
The Economic Problem
First published on February 22, 2012 - 23:53 | 194 reads
The War Problem
First published on February 20, 2012 - 23:07 | 397 reads
Badly written story
First published on February 4, 2012 - 14:48 | 317 reads
The kipper who thought he was king
First published on January 28, 2012 - 12:45 | 290 reads
The worst book ever written
First published on January 23, 2012 - 10:48 | 253 reads
Surrounded by Sea
First published on January 23, 2012 - 10:40 | 192 reads
Infinite monkey theorem
First published on October 10, 2011 - 22:12 | 313 reads
Autumn in Singleton Park
First published on September 10, 2011 - 13:17 | 349 reads
The goat happiness man
First published on September 4, 2011 - 18:33 | 241 reads
The raid on the zoo
First published on August 21, 2011 - 11:58 | 210 reads
Terrence Oblong’s 10 greatest mistakes (IP)
First published on August 19, 2011 - 14:56 | 255 reads
Posing naked
First published on August 6, 2011 - 18:22 | 1482 reads
Bad Writing (IP)
First published on August 4, 2011 - 13:11 | 380 reads
The prayer hacking scandal
First published on July 21, 2011 - 13:58 | 625 reads
Terrence Oblong has gone stark raving mad
First published on July 17, 2011 - 20:33 | 509 reads
The Machine of Death
First published on July 17, 2011 - 12:51 | 321 reads
Forty Minutes
First published on June 12, 2011 - 13:00 | 393 reads
