pepsoid

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Right now, I have 194 stories in 19 collections on the site. My stories have been read 149206 times and 13 of my stories have been cherry picked

My Stories

Cars

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:26 | 34 reads

Trains

Submitted on December 5, 2008 - 12:23 | 34 reads

Returning

Submitted on July 31, 2008 - 20:36 | 97 reads

A Feathery Whisp

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:19 | 83 reads

Cuddles pt2: Holding in the Wee

Submitted on July 29, 2008 - 18:17 | 83 reads

Cuddles

Submitted on July 28, 2008 - 17:17 | 86 reads

Talise (b. 16-Jul-08)

Submitted on July 27, 2008 - 13:00 | 123 reads

One Tonne World

Submitted on April 24, 2008 - 10:35 | 200 reads

The Doer of Things

Submitted on December 10, 2007 - 20:34 | 224 reads

Book

Submitted on October 16, 2007 - 18:12 | 257 reads

Ten Utterly Pointless Questions That Are Asked in Offices

Submitted on September 27, 2007 - 20:37 | 354 reads

The Five Stages of the Process of Seeking Proof of the Existence of Speed Pigeons

Submitted on September 25, 2007 - 21:17 | 357 reads

Perilous Pond

Submitted on September 7, 2007 - 19:00 | 269 reads

Tales of the Unplanned

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 20:00 | 254 reads

Larry and Mick Discuss the Relative Health and Safety Merits of Post-Its and Pins

Submitted on September 3, 2007 - 19:48 | 266 reads

The Lord our Blog

Submitted on June 12, 2007 - 21:44 | 308 reads

Larry and Mick Save Their Saliva for a Rainy Day

Submitted on June 8, 2007 - 19:15 | 420 reads

Johnny and the Caffeine Shaman

Submitted on May 27, 2007 - 19:49 | 320 reads

Larry and Mick Engage in a Bout of Public Silliness

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 16:49 | 464 reads

lry+mk g txtng

Submitted on January 7, 2007 - 11:54 | 459 reads

Larry and Mick Find Themselves in a Town Overrun by Hordes of Slavering Zombies

Submitted on December 31, 2006 - 15:49 | 420 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V2.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:47 | 523 reads

If Only I Could Afford a PS3¦ V1.0

Submitted on December 5, 2006 - 18:46 | 498 reads

Recipe for a Good Night in

Submitted on December 4, 2006 - 21:06 | 514 reads

Transport

Submitted on November 18, 2006 - 20:41 | 633 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Visit From Ned, Mick's Long Lost Cousin From the Hills

Submitted on September 23, 2006 - 10:04 | 811 reads

Wonder

Submitted on September 6, 2006 - 18:52 | 564 reads

"Sanger" & "Books"

Submitted on September 5, 2006 - 18:08 | 544 reads

Curves

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 18:34 | 565 reads

Mexican Stand-Off

Submitted on September 4, 2006 - 17:48 | 585 reads

The Seven Theories of 'Pear Shaped'

Submitted on August 22, 2006 - 13:46 | 633 reads

Inky and the Sea Squirt

Submitted on August 18, 2006 - 14:12 | 595 reads

Larry and Mick do Yoga to Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:46 | 548 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Defect...

Submitted on August 15, 2006 - 18:44 | 723 reads

Larry and Mick Wander Unwittingly Onto an Online Forum

Submitted on August 14, 2006 - 08:33 | 621 reads

BATTERY/LIFE V2.0

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:22 | 536 reads

BATTERY/LIFE

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:18 | 538 reads

Larry and Mick Build an Ark in Preparation for the Impending Global Deluge

Submitted on August 10, 2006 - 21:15 | 599 reads

Larry and Mick Moan About Stuff

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:51 | 534 reads

Larry and Mick Eat Some Cheese

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:29 | 506 reads

Larry and Mick Have Tea With Gloria Estefan

Submitted on August 8, 2006 - 17:21 | 563 reads

Larry and Mick Have a 'Sticky Bun Moment'

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:54 | 509 reads

Larry and Mick Become Newsreaders for the Day

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:53 | 541 reads

Larry and Mick go to Drama Class

Submitted on August 7, 2006 - 20:50 | 526 reads

Filth (a Sonnet)

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:57 | 552 reads

Larry and Mick Get Waxed

Submitted on August 6, 2006 - 21:56 | 560 reads

GT012: Exhibition

Submitted on July 23, 2006 - 10:02 | 599 reads

GT011: ManTalk

Submitted on July 22, 2006 - 13:36 | 581 reads

GT010: Revolution

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 12:11 | 588 reads

GT009: Shove

Submitted on July 21, 2006 - 10:39 | 591 reads

Pepsoid's Book of Quotes (an ongoing project)

Submitted on July 20, 2006 - 12:23 | 522 reads

GT008: Marmalade

Submitted on July 9, 2006 - 08:40 | 546 reads

GT006: Rubbish

Submitted on July 8, 2006 - 14:54 | 604 reads

The Sandwich

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:57 | 604 reads

Stormtrooper Love

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 639 reads

The Interview

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:56 | 590 reads

The Magician

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:52 | 598 reads

Convention

Submitted on July 6, 2006 - 19:49 | 579 reads

Right Where it Belongs... by Nine Inch Nails

Submitted on July 3, 2006 - 17:37 | 608 reads

GT007: Carpetlove

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 13:40 | 560 reads

One Year On!

Submitted on June 30, 2006 - 08:32 | 600 reads

GT005: Tree

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 564 reads

GT004: Platform

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 18:03 | 561 reads

GT003: Bad Day

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 14:49 | 569 reads

GT002: Football

Submitted on June 29, 2006 - 13:58 | 560 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 9: inside the enormous spaceship

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:54 | 637 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 8: the anti-Arnie

Submitted on June 15, 2006 - 19:51 | 626 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 7: the big, misshapen, purple rock

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:50 | 585 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 6: clink! clonk! b'donk!

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:49 | 613 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 5: duped

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:47 | 572 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 4: the moon?

Submitted on June 10, 2006 - 12:46 | 594 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 3: cramped

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:59 | 578 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 2: tuna sandwich

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 17:42 | 701 reads

Nigel Goes to the Moon - chapter 1: iguana

Submitted on June 5, 2006 - 13:27 | 694 reads

"'That's an Odd Courgette" - Postings 31-40 (20 May 06 - 2 June 06)

Submitted on June 3, 2006 - 14:00 | 642 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 21-30 (1 May 06 - 19 May 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:04 | 628 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - postings 11-20 (19 Apr 06 - 30 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 10:01 | 652 reads

"That's an Odd Courgette" - the first ten postings (7 Apr 06 - 17 Apr 06)

Submitted on May 28, 2006 - 09:56 | 643 reads

A Door (a play)

Submitted on May 21, 2006 - 14:46 | 647 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 5. Sand

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:26 | 597 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 4. Karate

Submitted on May 10, 2006 - 10:24 | 615 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 3. Crumpets

Submitted on May 1, 2006 - 18:19 | 613 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 2. Origins

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:36 | 644 reads

The Mystical Puppies of Rovinj - 1. Mystical

Submitted on April 30, 2006 - 17:35 | 656 reads

Ears

Submitted on April 7, 2006 - 16:05 | 711 reads

Pentop

Submitted on March 29, 2006 - 14:19 | 731 reads

Snarl!

Submitted on March 28, 2006 - 18:52 | 896 reads

Names

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:22 | 725 reads

Witness

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:21 | 711 reads

Jerry

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 740 reads

Ashes

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:20 | 736 reads

Tom

Submitted on March 24, 2006 - 13:19 | 710 reads

101#003: "Harpy"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:47 | 941 reads

101#002: "Goblins"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:44 | 879 reads

101#001: "Dragon"

Submitted on March 9, 2006 - 09:43 | 784 reads

GT001: Unlikely Hero

Submitted on March 7, 2006 - 19:43 | 806 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Run-in With the Sponge Police

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 13:23 | 789 reads

Larry and Mick Start a Boy Band

Submitted on March 6, 2006 - 10:26 | 767 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Plank (of Wood)

Submitted on March 3, 2006 - 20:29 | 832 reads

Larry and Mick Reassess the Situation

Submitted on February 23, 2006 - 20:45 | 772 reads

The Journey

Submitted on February 22, 2006 - 13:40 | 749 reads

Larry and Mick and the Cuppa-Contraption

Submitted on January 28, 2006 - 12:24 | 870 reads

Big Brother

Submitted on January 23, 2006 - 11:51 | 827 reads

Pepsoid's Philosophy on Life

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:33 | 750 reads

Papal Oration

Submitted on January 18, 2006 - 21:32 | 774 reads

Hygiene

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:44 | 819 reads

Clerihews #4+#5: Diet Coke

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:43 | 875 reads

Clerihew#3: Gandalf

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:41 | 841 reads

Clerihew#2: Gillian McKeith

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:38 | 781 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Mid-Life Crisis

Submitted on January 11, 2006 - 10:19 | 864 reads

the giraffe

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:38 | 813 reads

Lard (a Luc Bat lament)

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:36 | 911 reads

Clerihew#1: Angelina Jolie

Submitted on January 5, 2006 - 09:34 | 937 reads

Larry & Mick Find Inner Peace

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:28 | 964 reads

Larry and Mick Recite Poetry to Cats

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:23 | 910 reads

Larry and Mick Go Nightclubbing

Submitted on January 2, 2006 - 20:10 | 1006 reads

Larry and Mick do a Spot of Gardening

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 22:06 | 853 reads

Elves - pt1

Submitted on December 24, 2005 - 21:45 | 856 reads

Larry and Mick Have a Day at a Health Farm

Submitted on December 23, 2005 - 08:23 | 802 reads

Condiments

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:37 | 818 reads

Minor Annoyance

Submitted on December 17, 2005 - 22:36 | 856 reads

Carpets/Love/Beans

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:03 | 872 reads

Larry and Mick Go Organic

Submitted on December 16, 2005 - 14:01 | 812 reads

The Man on the Train

Submitted on December 13, 2005 - 21:01 | 889 reads

Letters of Complaint

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:38 | 2102 reads

The Slibbery Flehg

Submitted on December 5, 2005 - 16:35 | 884 reads

The Visitor

Submitted on November 24, 2005 - 15:28 | 870 reads

Help! There's a Frog in My Computer! (a play in three acts)

Submitted on October 24, 2005 - 14:33 | 1140 reads

Squirrels

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 19:12 | 962 reads

arse dribble

Submitted on October 20, 2005 - 13:46 | 1267 reads

shiny shoes

Submitted on October 18, 2005 - 12:49 | 858 reads

Larry and Mick Adjust Their Ties

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:36 | 839 reads

"What's That You're Reading, Dear?"

Submitted on October 13, 2005 - 12:25 | 1161 reads

Soppy Git

Submitted on October 12, 2005 - 11:18 | 1112 reads

The Duck of Freedom Wears a Purple Hat

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 19:10 | 1208 reads

Sudoku Salad

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 15:17 | 854 reads

Under or Over?

Submitted on October 11, 2005 - 13:47 | 932 reads

Larry & Mick Enter Bulgarian Airspace

Submitted on October 10, 2005 - 19:20 | 1021 reads

8 Oct 05: 'Brian Blessed'

Submitted on October 8, 2005 - 19:36 | 1151 reads

I Fell in Love With the Virgin Air-Time Balance Recorded Announcement Girl

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 13:13 | 1034 reads

Saving Water

Submitted on October 6, 2005 - 10:38 | 1035 reads

Larry & Mick Meet Lairy & Mark and Get Terribly Confused

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 18:21 | 1031 reads

Nurps'n'Burps

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:55 | 977 reads

My Dog is Not a B*ll*ck Coaster!

Submitted on October 5, 2005 - 12:51 | 930 reads

Sex

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:25 | 800 reads

Toast

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 16:14 | 1013 reads

Happiness

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:57 | 1003 reads

Chips

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:36 | 1026 reads

My Ego

Submitted on October 3, 2005 - 15:10 | 977 reads

Live Surgery!

Submitted on September 28, 2005 - 18:43 | 1008 reads

Larry & Mick Get Caught Stalking Tony Robinson

Submitted on September 27, 2005 - 12:53 | 1263 reads

Larry & Mick Compliment Each Other on Their Hairstyles

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:42 | 948 reads

Larry & Mick Build a Rocket to the Moon

Submitted on September 23, 2005 - 09:31 | 1168 reads

Me and My Camel

Submitted on September 21, 2005 - 13:16 | 1034 reads

Cats, Toast and the Vengeful House Imp

Submitted on September 16, 2005 - 11:47 | 1256 reads

Larry & Mick Knit Bobble Hats for Camels

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 12:02 | 1359 reads

Larry & Mick Discover a New Planet

Submitted on September 15, 2005 - 11:50 | 1054 reads

Simon Says

Submitted on September 14, 2005 - 10:08 | 986 reads

Larry & Mick Go On an Archaeological Rampage - pt1: 'Doorstep'

Submitted on September 13, 2005 - 12:30 | 856 reads

Larry & Mick Borrow a Time Machine and Take a Trip to the Old Wild West

Submitted on September 11, 2005 - 15:54 | 1015 reads

Larry and Mick Re-Discover the Pickled Egg

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:19 | 1460 reads

Larry & Mick Make a Profound Discovery

Submitted on September 6, 2005 - 19:16 | 973 reads

Larry and Mick Donate all Their Furniture to Charity

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 16:07 | 1169 reads

Larry and Mick Get Caught Up in a Food Fight Between Pigeons

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:31 | 947 reads

Larry and Mick Become Addicted to Carpets

Submitted on September 4, 2005 - 08:21 | 1055 reads

Larry and Mick Lose Three Years of Their Lives to Playstation

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:24 | 909 reads

Larry and Mick Experiment With Transexualism

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:22 | 1257 reads

Larry and Mick Decide to Become Olympic Athletes, But Fall at the First Hurdle

Submitted on August 30, 2005 - 20:19 | 925 reads

Dad Becomes Cheese

Submitted on August 24, 2005 - 14:37 | 988 reads

Larry and Mick Paint Pebbles and Sell Them to Tourists

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:47 | 1190 reads

Larry and Mick are Abducted by Aliens

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:42 | 1199 reads

Poem#1: Low-Fat Custard

Submitted on August 22, 2005 - 14:22 | 1104 reads

Chances

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:56 | 1095 reads

Larry and Mick Buy Too Many Onions

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:51 | 980 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Elastic Band Flicking Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:50 | 1101 reads

Larry and Mick Enter a Jumping Competition

Submitted on August 19, 2005 - 07:48 | 960 reads

Larry and Mick Buy a Racing Pigeon

Submitted on August 17, 2005 - 10:22 | 2429 reads

Larry and Mick Escape From a High Security State Correctional Facility

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:58 | 915 reads

Larry and Mick Discover the Delights of Sainsburys 3-Bean Soup

Submitted on August 14, 2005 - 07:39 | 1006 reads

Scenes

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:16 | 908 reads

Pepsoid Maximum and the Hyperspace Machine (a story in haiku) - pt 1: The Aliens

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 15:05 | 1031 reads

Elephant & Aliens to Brighton

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:53 | 1035 reads

Larry and Mick Go Skiing

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 14:27 | 954 reads

Larry and Mick Share an Apple

Submitted on August 11, 2005 - 11:28 | 963 reads