Terrence Oblong

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I have 846 stories published in 44 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 751979 times and 602 of my stories have been cherry picked.
21 of my 769 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 23 votes

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So farewell then Steven Wells

Steven (Seething) Wells, (or Swells), was a punk poet, turned journalist, turned comedy writer, turned author, turned cancer-diarist. He was a...
Cherry

So farewell then Smiley Culture

The first reggae album I every bought was Tongue in Cheek by Smiley Culture (real name David Victor Emmanuel). The first single from the album,...

So farewell then Simon Veness

The first in the gang to die. On 20 June 2002, Simon Veness, a 35 year old financial risk manager for the Saudi French Bank , was killed by an Al al-...

A hundred moments in autism - What about the Infadels?

I am at a writers group. One of the people at the group is a DJ on local radio and is preparing a show for later in the week. “Can anyone think of a...
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Lordy Lordy - Buses

I was woken by Box with my tray of coffee, toast, and assorted toast adornments. "Thank you Box," I said, expecting him to go away, the B oxes of...

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21 of my comments have received 23 Great Feedback votes

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Thanks Harry. Starmer built

Posted on Sat, 14 Sep 2024

Thanks Harry. Starmer built his entire castle on lies so I see it as my duty to call him out. The idea that the pensioners have to pay for everything through cuts while taxing billionaires and oil company excess is out of the question is a...

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Posted in Sir Kier Starmer Superhero – Sir Kier and the energy crisis

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Thanks Di

Posted on Fri, 08 Sep 2023

Thanks Di

I was attacked by a gang of ducks once, when I was eating sandwiches by the river in walk and the ducks decided that the sandwiches were theirs, not mine. I was saved by a dog

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Posted in Today’s TV

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Many thanks Rich & Insert

Posted on Fri, 21 Mar 2014

Many thanks Rich & Insert

 

Sex is like a rubix cube - I spent £4.99 on a manual showing me how to do it, but didn't really understand it, and found the best way was just to twiddle things around until I found out what worked

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Autists seem to learn empathy

Posted on Fri, 13 Sep 2024

Autists seem to learn empathy a different way to neurotypicals, and there is actually a lot of evidence now that adult autists are MORE empathetic than adult NTs. Which means that the diagnostic tools for autism, which allocate a number of points...

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Posted in What is Autism? A brief guide...

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I wrote this shortly after

Posted on Mon, 23 Sep 2024

I wrote this shortly after the death of Steve Sibleman, at the age of just 66 - I followed him on Facebook and had read a post from him just the day before he died.

This is the New York Times Obituary:   ...

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Posted in A hundred moments in autism - Reading Nuerotribes

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We bought a new fridge today,

Posted on Sat, 06 Apr 2024

We bought a new fridge today, very modern, let's see what happens

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Posted in Domestic Help

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Thanks L

Posted on Sat, 06 Feb 2021

Thanks L

Yes, very sad news. Nice Piece in the Liverpool Echo

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Posted in The Campaign for Terrence Oblong - Probe Plus Records

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Find a nearby primary school

Posted on Tue, 28 Jan 2014

Find a nearby primary school and gatecrash the science lessons.  

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Posted in The darkness of the universe: Insufficient light or insufficient material?

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Thanks David

Posted on Thu, 25 Aug 2022

Thanks David

I actually wrote this about 6 months ago (hence the reference to the Chancellor being richer than the Queen)  - so there really is no excuse for the government doing nothing. 

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Posted in True Tales from an Austere Kingdom - Inflation

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Thanks David. I was shocked

Posted on Mon, 22 Aug 2022

Thanks David. I was shocked into this by the recent poll of Express readers which showed that 91% of Express readers back water privatisation, at the same time Starmer has essentially ensured that anyone who backs privatisation of water will not...

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Posted in Statler and Thatcher (deceased) - the energy crisis

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