Finding Jesus

A drunken man is stumbling along a river bank, when he comes upon a fiery preacher baptising people in the water.

The preacher points to the drunk and shouts, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”

The man raises his arms high and exclaims, “Yes, I am!”

So the preacher grabs hold of him, dunks him in the water, pulls him straight out and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”

The drunk splutters and replies, “No, I haven't found Jesus.”

The preacher dunks him into the water for a little longer, pulls him out again and cries, “Have you found Jesus this time, my brother?”

The drunk splutters again and cries back, “No, I still haven't found Jesus.”

The preacher holds him under water a lot longer until the man begins thrashing his arms and legs about, then he pulls him up and screams, “Now, have you found Jesus?”

The drunk coughs up a gallon of water, shakes his head and gasps, “No… are you sure this is where he fell in?'”