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https://www.channel4.com/programmes/piggy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggy_%282022_film%29 Fat is no longer just a feminist issue. My mate, Laughing Boy, is a baldy fat fuck. He’s got one of those prescriptions from the chemist for a weight-loss drug (I’ve no idea which one). I said he should give it to me. And we’d sell it with his Viagra for a few quid. Both markets are on the up and up. ( Cerdita) Piggy, is the name other adolescent girls...

Roz Chast (2023 ) I Must Be Dreaming . Roz Chast draws cartoons and writes for the New Yorker . You know where I’m going with this. Award-winning. Bestseller. It’s predictable as every Scandinavian citizen (including illegal refugees in the interest of parity) have written at least one bestselling novel. And Sigmund *Fraud, The Interpretation of Dreams . Dreams, of course, are never predictable. Perhaps that’s what makes them so fascinating. (*...

Scotland and surfing is an oxymoron like sunbathing on Mars. I’m with Billy Connolly on that one. The North Sea can wait. You go in feeling blue and you come out bluer. If the cold doesn’t get you, the midges or clegs will as I know from experience. Rodger Cox is made of sterner stuff than Jaws . He’s been writing about surfing in The Scotsman since 2005. The View From the Shoulder is apparently when you’re up on your board, riding that wave...

There are only two ways people can try and get to Heaven. One is to obey all of God's commands without breaking a single one of them. The other is to trust in Jesus. If we were capable of obeying all of God's commands the Bible would be different. In the book of Acts some people had become Christians who weren't Jews. A group of Jews wanted these gentile believes to be circumcised and to obey the laws of Moses. Acts 15:1-12. The Apostle Paul...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002kkn7/rosalie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalie_(2023_film) I didn’t get it at first. France, 1870. Rosalie is a young woman (Nadia Tereszkiewicz) awaiting marriage. She’s beautiful and fresh faced as eighteen-year old Dana (Rosemary Scallon) who was Ireland’s first ever Eurovision winner in 1970. All Kinds of Everything… reminds me of you.’ She lists them (and let’s take into consideration this if...

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002k7zf/evil-does-not-exist Evil Does Not Exist - Wikipedia I felt quite cosmopolitan having already watched one of Ryusuke Hamaguchi’s films, Drive My Car . Evil Does Not Exist begins and ends with a slow tracking shot of trees. Get a fucking move on was my thoughts. I suppose, I got the message in the end. Something poetical, slow moving. But to me just more trees (with no swear words). The plot is quite...