Arrogant twats of the world unite.

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All Action Zero (Must Die Harder)

By sneak on Wed, 15 Sep 2004

ALL ACTION ZERO (Must Die Harder) sneak She prefers a simple life, and that's why she likes me. She says I am a wanker, but she says it beautifully...
Romance
Story
Certificate 18

'It's The Vibrator or Me!'

By sneak on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

'IT'S THE VIBRATOR OR ME!' sneak I farted as I climaxed, scratched my arse and fell asleep. She lay there unfulfilled, beneath a pure white sheet...
Romance
Story
Certificate 18

Beauty Salon Dropouts.

By sneak on Wed, 15 Sep 2004

Beauty Salon Drop-out. sneak Alone I sit with fag in hand, moulded to my chair. I am exercising nothing - but this catatonic stare? They chat about '...
Humour
Story
Certificate 18