All Action Zero (Must Die Harder)

ALL ACTION ZERO
(Must Die Harder)
sneak

She prefers a simple life,
and that's why she likes me.
She says I am a wanker,
but she says it beautifully.
I'm putty in her gentle hands,
but soon I will be rock.
She says that I disgust her -
as she bravely rubs my cock.
I am no Arnie, no Stallone.
I am anything but tough.
But when she's standing by my side,
her smooth against my rough,
I think I know just how they feel -
as they save another day.
I could never be her hero,
Bruce Willis Wouldn't say -
'Can we do it doggie style,
here on the kitchen floor?'
I want to star in my own films,
making love instead of war.
Not muscle bound, but bound to win,
in the battle for her heart.
I kiss her lips of saccharine -
as I shoot my load and fart.
She says she likes simplicity,
and that's why she likes me.
She says that I'm wanker.
I adore her honesty.