Humorous Science Fiction

By mallisle

Science fiction stories with a sense of humour. As one who seriously researched the issue, 90% of people abducted by UFOs are mad or at least have fallen asleep in the car on a dark, lonely road at night. This section is dedicated to them.

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Art World

By mallisle on Sat, 21 Oct 2006

"We want to conquer your world," said one creature. "Why?" asked Gregg. "You have developed weapons of mass destruction," said the second creature. "The interplanetary council regard your planet as a threat."
Science fiction
Story
Certificate PG

Alien Flying Instructor

By mallisle on Thu, 26 Oct 2006

What caused the Roswell incident? What caused the mysterious explosion in Siberia in 1913? Can aliens cause accidents while learning to fly their spacecraft? We talk to an alien flying instructor.
Science fiction
Story
Certificate U

An Alien Visits the Internet Cafe

By mallisle on Mon, 23 Oct 2006

Dear Prime Minister, an alien has come into my internet cafe. He said, 'Take me to your leader.' I explained my leader was a rather long way away, but this was the usual way that I communicated with him.
Science fiction
Story
Certificate U

Confessions of a Blue

By mallisle on Wed, 25 Oct 2006

We visit planets that haven't made interstellar contact yet, where seeing a spaceship isn't an every day experience, and fly at low altitude just to frighten people.
Science fiction
Story
Certificate U

The Internet is a Recent Invention

By mallisle on Mon, 02 Jul 2007

I am so glad the internet did not exist when I was a teenager. Otherwise, all the rubbish I wrote then would have been put up on this website for everyone to see.
Humour
Biography
Certificate U

12.4 Children

By mallisle on Fri, 25 Apr 2014

(Walter standing in the Time Agent’s shop.) Walter :- I want to go back in time. Time Agent :- When to? Walter :- The 19th century. Time Agent :- Not...
Story
Certificate U

Robot Wars 1 – Are They People or Machines?

By mallisle on Tue, 30 Sep 2014

The Pilot STA430 Childminder was made to look like an old lady. It had a kindly stick on plastic face and a wig of white hair. The children called it...
Story
Certificate 15

Robot Wars 2 - Is the Prime Minister a Robot?

By mallisle on Thu, 02 Oct 2014

Mike Mendelson loved telling people he was an award winning journalist. Being a journalist wasn’t good enough. Mike Mendelson had to be so good at...
Story
Certificate 15

Robot Wars 3 - A Care Home for Humans

By mallisle on Wed, 08 Oct 2014

The PG55 robot rang the intercom on the wall outside the care home. The face of the manager robot inside appeared on the intercom screen. “Hello,”...
Story
Certificate 15

The Model village

By mallisle on Thu, 04 Jun 2015

Father rang the doorbell of the landlord's flat. "Hello," said the landlord. "We've come to rent the Wendy house," he said. "Great. It's big enough...
Story
Certificate PG

Purple Furry Monsters From The Moon 1

By mallisle on Thu, 17 Dec 2015

The spacecraft hovered over England. The purple creatures saw the big grey blob that can be seen on a satellite photograph which is London. "That...
Story
Certificate PG

Purple Furry Monsters From The Moon 2

By mallisle on Thu, 17 Dec 2015

The aliens paid another visit to the Prime Minister's office. "One thing I've been thinking about," said the Prime Minister, "why don't you come to...
Story
Certificate PG

The UFO Children 1 - Where is Nibiru?

By mallisle on Fri, 29 Jan 2016

Mr. Weathercock was a school headteacher. He was driving his 40 year old Jaguar car down a quiet country road late one night. He saw a light in the...
Story
Certificate PG

5 Billion Years BC

By mallisle on Fri, 19 Feb 2016

"I'm Zakron Nkurg and this is Election Night Special. Tonight we decide who will be the next president of Mars. Will it be Eurok Mustadin of the...
Story
Certificate PG

The UFO Children 2 - The Careers Teacher

By mallisle on Tue, 19 Apr 2016

Carla sat alone with one of the teachers in his office. "Hello Carla, I'm Mr. Valentine and I'm your Careers Teacher. What do you want to do when you...
Story
Certificate 15

The UFO Children 3 - The Free Energy Machine

By mallisle on Fri, 18 Nov 2016

Gavin was 18. He was at university. He had passed his driving test after only ten lessons when he was 17. He had decided to purchase a car from the...
Story
Certificate PG

Alien Evangelist 1

By mallisle on Thu, 13 Oct 2022

Neville had volunteered to be a missionary on another planet. He was sitting in a small classroom with a dozen other people. A man at the front stood...
Story
Certificate PG
Cherry

Alien Evangelist 2

By mallisle on Sat, 29 Oct 2022

"I think the Lord is calling us to go to Planet Thaarg," said Neville, to everyone who was sitting in the lounge, gazing at the stars that they were...
Story
Certificate PG

Alien Evangelist 3

By mallisle on Sat, 12 Nov 2022

Neville was flying the saucer, on his own, towards Thaarg. A woman covered in brightly coloured feathers, like a budgerigar, appeared on the screen...
Story
Certificate PG
Cherry

The Dodleston Timelines 1

By mallisle on Mon, 18 Sep 2023

Gary drove around the village of Dodleston. "You have reached your destination," said the satnav. This could not be the right place. There would...
Story
Certificate PG

The Dodleston Timelines 2

By mallisle on Wed, 25 Oct 2023

Barry drove the minibus through the stargate. "Why are we going down here?" asked Stanley, looking a bit embarrassed as he fingered his favourite...
Story
Certificate PG
Cherry

The Dodleston Timelines 3

By mallisle on Sun, 19 Nov 2023

Wendy sat in the police station. "Is the child injured?" she asked. "He has a few minor injuries," said the sergeant, who was slightly overweight and...
Story
Certificate PG