Meat Crimes
By Caldwell
Meat Crimes follows two bumbling detectives, Sergeant Shank and Constable Brisket, as they tackle absurd cases in the underfunded, overlooked "Meat Crimes" division of East London, where carnivorous capers are the only thing on the menu.
I see a cross between Lovejoy, Only Fools and Horses and The Thin Blue Line with Roy Kinnear as Seargant Shank and Nicholas Lyndhust as Brisket.
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Meat Crimes - Scene 1
SCENE 1 INT. LOCAL CAFE - MORNING The cafe is dimly lit, with a flickering neon sign that reads "Cafe Grizzle." Mismatched tables and chairs fill the...
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Meat Crimes - Scene 2
SCENE 2: INT. POLICE STATION - DAY Shank and Brisket slump into their worn-out chairs at their cluttered desks. Brisket starts flipping through a...
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Meat Crimes - Scene 3
SCENE 3: INT. POLICE STATION - CHIEF CONSTABLE WAGSTAFF'S OFFICE - DAY Chief Constable WAGSTAFF, a stern man with a perpetually furrowed brow, sits...
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Meat Crimes - Scene 4
SCENE 4: INT. SHANK AND BRISKET'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Shank rummages through a box filled with mismatched clothes while Brisket stares nervously at the...
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